Tendai

No better time than the present
🇿🇼. As patriotic as they come.

[Tendai @_tjobo]

I took this screenshot a year ago to remind myself that if I don't buy this car in exactly a year, I will change my career and my circle of friends. So a year later today the 2nd of September I'm proud to announce to the world that...
I still have the screenshot.

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@SandileMakeba Gwanda solar project yapapi.

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@elonmuskmel7 No

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@Fizzyyy22 @elonmuskmel7 Unfortunately in mathematics you show your working you don't just write your answer

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@SandileMakeba This is sad actually.

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@SandileMakeba Our MP is zanu of in our area. He also appears when elections are around the corner so I don't see the difference

[Tendai @_tjobo]

The zig is the strongest currency in the region.
The Zig:

[Tendai @_tjobo]

Takatadzei to deserve these leaders https://t.co/VdwWUbszJi

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@matinyarare Some Zanu pf was trying to kill all of us by feeding us the chicken inn?

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@matinyarare Are you really normal. I think you are an educated fool

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@matinyarare Zimbabwean politics is only about hate. No facts at all. I thought you were educated.

[Tendai @_tjobo]

Headline in a national newspaper https://t.co/SKCka4NRwS

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@nickmangwana The way I was excited when Mugabe was removed. You took away all the hope I had for a better Zimbabwe, iwe nasekuru vako. 😢

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@KMutisi Dai uri umwe wambomira waona hama yangu. Chiiko idzungu here?

[Tendai @_tjobo]

In Zimbabwe you just wake up one day and boom your currency is the strongest in the region. Zviriko here izvi

[Nick Mangwana @nickmangwana]

US$1 =13.56ZiG

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@KMutisi 99% is the chance of you not being the father of your child. You wanted to say 9% maybe

[Tendai @_tjobo]

True

[Tendai @_tjobo]

The project has failed before taking off. The idea was to introduce the fake political prisoner soon after release . They thought he's going to be popular with the people. Ko matuzvi tinomboada here?

[Tendai @_tjobo]

@CMukungunugwa @MunhuBHO @wicknellchivayo Great minds?

[Tendai @_tjobo]

No one will ever fight/punish the people who voted for them. So increasing toll gates and toll gate fees is another v11