Tracy

[k ☆ 🦈 ☆ @fixmemissme]

they’ve been flying back and forth from LA on a private jet for these games, where are the environmental activists at

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[Trevor Lee @TrevorLeePro]

I remember teachers use to just quit during March Madness days they’d roll in a tv and we would watch ball.

Was that just a NC thing or was that happening everywhere?

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This girl on TikTok said: If I buy a window seat on a plane and your child is sitting in my seat when I get there, please don’t expect me to “let them have it” cause they’re crying. Get your child out my seat. You should have purchased a window seat for them. You can never make me feel bad for feeling entitled to the seat I purchased.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

"Intimacy issues" is such a funny way to say this young woman was sexually abused as a 6-year-old, married the GROWN man who groomed and impregnated her when she was 15-16, and once she started processing all that, she didn't want to have sex with him anymore. SHE'S FREEEEE

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Good morning!

Republicans control every branch of the government.

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

You thought a pedophile was the lesser of two evils??? Lmao… racism will take you to some dark places, man

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Didn’t you idiots vote for Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the Epstein files?

How is that going?

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

It’s important to have interests outside of work

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Wow, this aged like milk.

[Tracy @_tkemp]

@ChipotleTweets yall raised prices for what? For AI apps that offer you a free drink when they ruin your whole order?

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

We called him 'Sleepy Joe' cuz we could all sleep at night.

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

[Claire Huxtable @Garyville_Girl]

We have not had a single day of peace since he took office — not a single one.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Olivia Benson would’ve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now

[nightskin👾angel @ARIA2XTRA]

military brats are so interesting like wdym u was born in germany, grew up in japan, but graduated high school in fayetteville north carolina