papa squat

Ask me about my dog

[Grant Goldberg @GrantGoldberg]

At the club thinking about what I could have done differently at pickup basketball

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Had to do it to 'em 🤭

[Trang @traaang]

Why is Garcia still on this team

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Elon Musk just confirmed that a prominent right wing influencer on the platform was suspended for posting "child exploitation pictures"

also Musk confirmed that they just reinstated his account

[Trang @traaang]

HA-SEONG KIM IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES

[⭒Balimbing⭒ @JustineLucyyink]

Peeps: "tattoos need to have meaning"

*The tattoos tattoo artists love the most *:

[J Tuck @jtuck151]

Zach Wilson over in the corner watching looking like Adam 22 😂

[josh @joshieonfilm]

this is the funniest interview i’ve ever seen

[papa squat @_tmalt_]

@funnymandan08 Tight tight tight

[papa squat @_tmalt_]

@funnymandan08 @johndavisxo Which one?

[papa squat @_tmalt_]

@funnymandan08 I guess technically all cooking removes fat if it renders out. If it has grates then the fat would drip out. Just would be dry and not as good.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

It's been over 6 months since the takeover, but @Broderick has finally nailed what's happening with Twitter in one paragraph.

[Allison Edmonds @aedmondstv]

"It felt like until the 6th inning I was able to get the big outs to avoid the big inning...they have a good lineup."
-Shohei Ohtani on the #padres

[sai @SaiB0i]

this is so real

[papa squat @_tmalt_]

@teeeameee