Geoffrey 🌻

~*~celestial bisexual~*~ (he/him)

[yogin幺菁 @yoginnnnnn]

Sharkitty stretched

[Warlock | A Fantasy Audio Drama⭐ @Warlockdnd]

New D&D monster just dropped: Coffee Elemental #dnd

[Geoffrey 🌻 @_toastyghost_]

@shakarianstan I named my first one Pär, because I’d just read Pär Lagerkvist’s “Barabbas”. I’ve chosen different names for each playthrough since, but I always think of Pär!

[Kate Hewson @katejhewson]

The most dramatic moment in 21st Century literature

[Geoffrey 🌻 @_toastyghost_]

@TheBlackNerd Well, obviously I can’t write it on my grocery list any other way now

[The Fluffy Folio @fluffy_folio]

Book Wurm – Tiny monstrosity, unaligned

This peculiar critter is the smallest, yet most intelligent representative of the highly poisonous wurm genus. With a remarkable ability to perfectly imitate a sheet of paper, it secretly roams wherever books are present.

#dnd #ttrpg #5e

[Lauren Melissa Ellzey (she/her) @autienelle]

Autistic overload can be more than sensory. In fact, there are four main types of overload:

1) Sensory
2) Social
3) Informational
4) Emotional

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who thinks "parasocial relationships" refers to dating a ghost

[Geoffrey 🌻 @_toastyghost_]

@TheBlackNerd Lil Ichabod ✨

[Geoffrey 🌻 @_toastyghost_]

@davidson_dylan Yes, but my strongest memory is of the lady who painted her nails with snake venom and then slapped a guy 👌🏻

[queer lit bot ✒️ @queerlitbot]

You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.

Mary Oliver, Wild Geese

[jaz ⚢ semi-verbal autistic @AMIITYS]

every queer person I've met: i want to have a café when im older, but it's also a bookshop and it'll be a safe space for queer people and there will also be cats

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

no I don’t “spend all my time alone,” I’ve got this woman in the wallpaper to keep me company

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside

*45 minutes later*

She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

[Amy the Amazonian ☕ 💕 🤖 @coL_Amazonian]

Law and Order: Boston