Toffy📿

Mbeũ ya Ngai 🌿 • Othaya 📍 • Mũthomi wa Theria 🧬 • Mũndũ wa Bĩashara 💼 • Chelsea 💙 • Ngogoyo 🖤💛🤍 • Tũrĩ a Mũmbi

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

The goal is to become a man so formidable that he becomes a target.

[MaryJ @mariejmw]

Nataka kuweka badge sasa I feel naked but staki ile ya global payments kule kwa mpesa app. Nilikuwa nakatwa mara mbili ikabidi nicancel hio card na ni unsubscribe. Mniambie vile huwa mnalipa yenye haitanisumbua. kama ni mpesa mniambie ile inaitisha pin ndio ikate sio kuchukua tu

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

There are billions of women alive. Prettier women. Kinder women. Smarter women. More loyal women. More peaceful women. Your scarcity mindest is lying to you.

[sandboy @Sandegidi]

Women are loyal to their emotions and not your sacrifice,Endelea kuguza savings zako kabisa.

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

@Its_Roddie Usinunue samaki

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Ukichunguza vizuri the reason why people say you're a good person is because you entertain alot of bullshit

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

@amerix Wewe na wewe huwa unajifanya mjuaji sanaa

[⭒˚ ☻ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

Religion can give people hope. But hope should never become a substitute for justice, wages, healthcare, education and functioning institutions.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

You’re not humble; you’re just a poor man who has never had enough money to know what it feels like to have plenty. There’s a difference between humility and simply having nothing.

[Eric @amerix]

The day you become broke you will realise you were alone.

Please refuse to entertain jokers and mediocre people around you.

The people you compromise your values to please will not be there when you are struggling.

Let people call you names, but don't lower your standards.

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

@SafaricomPLC mnitolee hizo promos

[Eric @amerix]

Hospitals should NOT have "Customer Service Week."

Patients are NOT customers.

Customers have a choice:

• Patients are sick, they don't have a choice.

Customers are buying goods or services to fulfil their needs/wants;

• Patients are looking for a shelter (hospes) to heal from ill health, morbidity or infirmity.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Listen,

Before you commit to marrying a woman,

Scrutinize her family.

Know her culture, beliefs and traditions.

Don't marry a woman whose family's beliefs and traditions conflict with yours.

Marry a woman whose cultural beliefs are in agreement with your beliefs.

She and her family must agree to let her become subservient to your family and even religion.

If she is SDA, and you are Catholic, she must abandon SDA and become a Catholic.

She has no excuse for insisting on being SDA. If she is not ready, end the commitment immediately.

Know her parents.

You might be marrying a woman whose father is a night-runner and whose mother is a witch.

Her parents must first respect your parents.

You are doing them a favour by marrying their daughter. Otherwise, she would be a burden to them, fighting her mother, competing with her brothers, and leaving behind a chain of fatherless babies.

If her parents despise your parents because they think your parents are poor, or because they are of a community they loathe, then don't commit.

You must get this right.

Don't just meet a woman in the streets or in college, start an affair, and then impregnate her, and then marry.

This is starting on the wrong footing.

Understand her origin.

• Where does she come from?

• Who is her father?

• What is her family history

• Where are her elder sisters? Are they married?

Otherwise, you will discover serious wounds that were hidden from you, and it will be too late to undo the damage.

Don't marry these rudderless, uncouth, alcoholic women of the city.

They will become an unnecessary burden in your life.

In the end, you and the children will suffer.

But most of you think that because you went to Harvard, have a PhD, and drive a Porsche, you are so clever.

Families that disavow their cultural source will eventually collapse.

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

*kinyozi

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Mwende wa Kinyonzi huwa anasema ameolewa but kila siku lazima atuonyeshe matako na matiti. Sometimes huwa nashangaa mzee wake hubakishiwa nini ya kuonea bedroom.

[Toffy📿 @_Toffy26]

@Realkiambi Angalia dm muthuriii

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Huyo jamaa hukua fala. Ni zile jamaa za ushago hujifanya zimechanuka, najua ata kwenu ushago unajua jamaa kama hizo. Huwa kako obsessed na hizo shenanigans za sebuleni ndio tuone kamechanuka lakini ni kafala

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

BREAKING: John Michuki dies in United Kingdom

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

The moment you stopped needing their approval, they called it attitude. Let them.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Women are extremely ungrateful. Never do more than necessary. Be shamelessly selfish with them.

[Eric @amerix]

If Education is supposed to change lives, why do educated people throw litter out of their car windows for the less educated to pick and dispose?

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Degrees do not equate to intelligence and critical thinking.