Tom Brady

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

@frailstofmind Nowhere close to £60 tbh I paid £115

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

Year later, same story

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

Feels like I’m in the hunger games with no weapons

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

Feels like I’m in the hunger games with no weapons

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

@connor__swain Good luck with that

[Tom Brady @_tombrady1]

@connor__swain Only @Sam_32watson can get us out of this mess

[Ben foster @benfozzi]

@afcbournemouth

[Cha💤🕚 @Chazz__Simmonds]

2-0

[hubbs @hubbs57732375]

Don’t you just hate it when you have a piss and you start shaking your penis to make sure there is no penis juice and you’re there for like 30 seconds but still manage to get piss on your shorts

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

just tested positive for wanting to slide tackle a goth

[summer @sumcarnwell]

why you got your bird in your bio it’s 2020

[Tilla @tillatz]

University students have well and truly been shegged this year

[Cha💤🕚 @Chazz__Simmonds]

I just did a bad thing

[Shenin Amara  HousePassion.TV📺 @SheninAmaraDJ]

Guys this ain’t no joke, stay woke‼️

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

Defo the kid who reminded the teacher there was homework to be collected. Certified snitch

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

valentines day stats:

birds necked: 7
birds fingered: 4
missus: fumin
dealers contacted: 3
dealers agreed to do tic: 0
bet365 winnings: -£57.55

[Kahn @ItsKahnn]

this mf gordon ramsay is RUTHLESS LMAOOOOO

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

Why was every school disco DJ like this

[Mr D @MrDuperouzel]

Danny Ings when he sees a Premier League back four

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

“£12 FOR 2 PINTS OF CARLING!?!”
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