Miles •

Thanks for locking my account Elon.

[Miles • @milesspake]

Living in a house with 3 other blokes and being designated jar opener makes me feel like a proper man

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Spin that track 💿

[Marsden @R_J_M_11]

We have just witnessed the biggest bottle job in championship history. Over 200 days in the automatic places BOTTLED, knocked out of the Playoffs TWICE 🤣. Couldn't sell their wembley allocation 🤣. What a pathetic football club 🤣. #boro #utb #hcafc #sfc #itfc

[Mike Smale @MikeySmale]

Hang it in the Louvre.. 🤣🤣

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

Kim Hellberg this season:

🎁 Automatic promotion gift wrapped for him by Rob Edwards.
📉 2 wins in final 10 matches.
🍼 Finishes 5th.
🦮 Dog walked by Saints in play-off semi.
😭 Cries on TV to get reinstated.
🐯 Mauled by the Tiger in the final.

HellBall. 🔥🔥🔥

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🐯 Official: Middlesbrough become the first club to lose both the Championship play-off semi-final AND final. History makers.

[Miles • @milesspake]

@Loulameg SCUMMERS SCUMMERS SCUMMERS

[Miles • @milesspake]

@_WokeNonsenseFC 2-1

[Miles • @milesspake]

@LukeEdwardsTele 🤣🤣🤣

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Wembley AGAIN 😍

[Miles • @milesspake]

@UtilitaFootball @SouthamptonFC @_connorsss

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟

𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @SouthamptonFC 🆚 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 in the Championship Play-Off Semi Final second leg 😍

🎟 x1 Pair (1 Winner drawn)
📆 Tuesday 12th May 20:00

Here's your chance to win tickets to a massive game at St. Mary's Stadium! 😇

RT, follow us, and tag a mate to enter – entries close at 23:59 on Wednesday 6th May and winners will be notified by DM.

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐆 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤!

#SaintsFC ❤️ 🤍

Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.

⚠️ Please note: this competition is open to home supporters only.

[Miles • @milesspake]

@UtilitaFootball @EFL Southampton🔴⚪️

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🚨 WIN Play-Off Final tickets! 🚨

As an official supporter of the @EFL, we are giving away a pair of tickets in each end for the 2026 Championship Play-Off Final!

If your team makes it to the final at Wembley, then you could be there!

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Competition closes at 17:00 on 13/05/2026. T&C’s apply (link in bio). Winners will be selected on the same date. Under 17’s will require parental or guardian supervision.

This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with X. Winners will only be contacted directly by @utilitafootball.

#MillwallFC 🦁 #SaintsFC 😇 #UTB ❤️ 🤍 #hcafc 🐯

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🤌 THIS angle of that Finn Azaz goal and the celebrations #saintsfc @EmiratesFACup

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

👨‍🏫 From an analyst for Germany to managing @SouthamptonFC at Wembley, Tonda Eckert’s rise has been rapid.

🌍 Analyst for @DFB_Team_EN at UEFA Euro 2012 and the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

🏆 Assistant coach for @fckoeln U17s, then @RedBullSalzburg U18s - winning the UEFA Youth League in 2017.

🗣️ He then became assistant manager at @BarnsleyFC before moving to @GenoaCFC at the start of 2022.

🔴 Last summer, he took charge of Southampton U21s before becoming interim first-team manager in November 2025.

🤩 He is now the permanent manager and has won two EFL Championship Manager of the Month awards since his appointment.

🏟️ Today, he faces Manchester City in an #EmiratesFACup semi-final at @wembleystadium!

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

24/04/1982:

“Old football was crap”

“The standard was poor”

“All long balls, no skill”

Mick Channon’s goal for Southampton vs Liverpool in 1982 disproves all of the above and more.

You won’t see a better team goal.

Pep who?

[. @SCFCJosh96]

somewhere a very confused director is meeting Tom Huddlestone