thomas

this account is my Twitter account! he/him.

[Disney Legend Paul Dehn🇵🇸🦄 @Hatercles]

If you try to promote reading in Texas they execute you

[simo 🌗 @simoraejepsen]

Madonna (16) and Kylie Minogue (14) stun in newly shared photos in Kindergarten.

[robcrux 🏸 @rbcrz13]

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJ estoy meado

[Neoliberal Catboy Committee 🌐🇺🇸🇷🇸φด้ @CyberRuthenia]

It's amazing just how much Trump's DOGE messed up basic services

[TheOriginalDoll @DieWithoutBrit]

New previews from The Official Britney
Spears Sticker Book have been released.

The book will be out on July 21st. ♡

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

unskippable ad you get in front of a video for an iphone game

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PinkPantheress interacts with a fan who threw their phone to her:

“I don’t want to throw it back […] Baby if I hit one of these girls in the face I’m liable, we’re in America, remember that.”

(https://t.co/2WduY6AnAG)

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

That is affluent anywhere in the U.S.

There are some high cost-of-living cities where 115k doesn't buy you a very big place. But even in those cities, a neighborhood where the median household income is 115k, is still an affluent neighborhood.

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

the average amerikkkan thinks trafficking means sex work. like no nuance. i told ppl my mom was trafficked here to be a nanny and then had to spend another ten mins explaining what that means.

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

on the left we considered all the second order effects of nearly 50 years of neoliberalism and concluding there must be something far better. Are you telling us we should think ever rising rents to make landlords billionaires is some law of the universe we can do nothing about?

[Jeremy @JeremysRevival]

no sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing, only pure talent. gen z wouldn’t understand

[brenda @brendasafra]

nem o cão consegue aposentar, meu deus

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

This is an insane story. CPS said that Buttigieg couldn't be alone with his kids, and conducted a "forensic interview" with his four-year-olds, solely because of an anonymous caller's claim that someone else had told them Buttigieg told him many years ago that he had committed crimes. Abysmally bad judgment by the cops and CPS.

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

mamdani counter-signaling is just this now

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

OpenAI and Microsoft are being sued by the owners of 400 local newspapers nationwide for mass copyright infringement.

The publishers claim the two tech companies illegally scraped their content to train their AI models — jeopardizing local journalism in the US.

[Tyler @tjhansen]

Want to feel old? This was so long ago that the fact these interns were wearing sneakers with their business attire was so uncommon it was part of the news coverage