Toritos

Probably eating a grilled cheese

[Toritos @_toritos]

Me: I'm done bending over backwards for him
Him: what's u-
Me:

[jenna 🫐 @powerofvethoe]

my friend just said jonathan looks liked the hound in game of thrones im crying #survivor50 #survivor

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ms. Juicy has been arrested for driving with a suspended license and without insurance, @TMZ reports.

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

The item Noah Kahan decided to leave at the end of his tiny desk concert was his Lexapro bottle 😭

[Toritos @_toritos]

@creekbones

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

[Toritos @_toritos]

@creekbones You bastard

[Toritos @_toritos]

@b1gdumb1diott jewel

[— буря морей ; @equalscores]

some things don't change. still a diva.

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[Toritos @_toritos]

@b1gdumb1diott You think it’s really him?

[Toritos @_toritos]

You drunkenly comment “I love you” on ONE of Henry Cavill’s insta posts and now your follow requests look like this

[Toritos @_toritos]

Not only did she tell the world he k*lled himself, but that he did it by throwing himself in front of a MOVING TRAIN

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

a girl had a bf from another school. he had a Facebook she would post she was with him etc. one day bf committed suicide. WHOLE SCHOOL WORE BLACK ONE DAY in honor of this kid because the girl was so sad and it was traumatic. Kid never ended up being real, girl made everything up

[magnolia iv @nedstcnnis]

ned stark:

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

[Toritos @_toritos]

@dmndxdave @horsepuncher_ I think his base state is more like lil goblin, but in the woods. No castle entry, too much potential tomfoolery to be had indoors

[Toritos @_toritos]

If you don’t order a gingerale and bag of pretzels on a flight, why is that and were you dropped on your head as a child

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[Toritos @_toritos]

@bigdumbidiott I’m physically ill