sam

its a trap hes an animagus

[sam @creekbones]

mojito jones has returned

[sam @creekbones]

do not even attempt to speak to me about arsenal football club

[sam @creekbones]

arsenal football club is excrutiating

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[sam @creekbones]

champions of england. north london forever.

[sam @creekbones]

oh boy its my first day on earth, time to gather all the other new arrivals & go to chipotle

[sam @creekbones]

just cracked my first poppi & i do need to know what the fuck you guys are talking about

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[sam @creekbones]

i am absolutely finished with arsenal football club

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

the problem with me is the curse

[sam @creekbones]

have we been wrong about ohio

[sam @creekbones]

lmaooooo go lers

[sam @creekbones]

i think people who are into space in general are freaks. its so boring up there.

[sam @creekbones]

does anyone know when its supposed to get better

[sam @creekbones]

broken vs the way we were born

[sam @creekbones]

hey quick question do the horrors ever cease

[sam @creekbones]

a fine throne indeed m’lord, ive been working on ways to see through things & youve inspired me once more

[sam @creekbones]

@dmndxdave well how else will the 9 people involved know that something is about to happen

[sam @creekbones]

i do think as a society we should move past Alaska as the setting of thrillers. like we get it. Cold, dark, big, often times there is alot of dogs. everything based in alaska just feels the same. this obviously excludes 30 days of night & Balto

[sam @creekbones]

i spend my days slaving away & then i have to come home where i cant even relax because this cat wont stop eating plastic