𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim

Stories you read once, then think about later. Product of Cornell Uni. Bronx Writers

[Santi🍀 @NYPens]

In the USA/CAN we only have this fucken choice of these

[Santi🍀 @NYPens]

Chinese advancement continues: US companies fearful of Asian phone competitors.

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[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

What the fuck this is?

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

I walked in and caught my boyfriend on top of another woman, and this man had the audacity to tell me, “Babe, it’s not what you think.”

BRO, WHAT EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? THAT Y’ALL ARE FIXING A CEILING FAN?

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

I walked in and caught my boyfriend on top of another woman, and this man had the audacity to tell me, “Babe, it’s not what you think.”

BRO, WHAT EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? THAT Y’ALL ARE FIXING A CEILING FAN?

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

My boyfriend asked me how many people I’ve slept with, and I told him I lost count, wildly.

Now he’s mad at me, even though he said he wanted a woman with experience.

BRO, DID YOU WANT A WOMAN WITH EXPERIENCE OR A WOMAN WHO NEVER USED IT?

[JERRY @jus_jerryy]

This is why you shouldn't get into anything with insecure and over controlling men, ladies.
Sometimes, listen to your friends.

[Dr JNR @Drjnr12]

The florist’s confirmation email listed a delivery for “the usual address.” Not our home. An apartment six blocks away. The card message read: “Same time next week. She still doesn’t suspect.”
I went to the building at the delivery window. The courier handed the bouquet to a woman who signed for it with my first name. When she turned, the face under the entry light was mine—same features, same expression of quiet satisfaction.
She carried the flowers inside and closed the door without ever looking toward the street.

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

My boyfriend asked me how many people I’ve slept with, and I told him I lost count, wildly.

Now he’s mad at me, even though he said he wanted a woman with experience.

BRO, DID YOU WANT A WOMAN WITH EXPERIENCE OR A WOMAN WHO NEVER USED IT?

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

Husband: I want us to do DNA tests on the children.

Wife: All of them?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: What brought this on?

Husband: I’ve been thinking about something for a while.

Wife: What exactly?

Husband: Our neighbor made a comment last week, and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head.

Wife: What comment?

Husband: He asked me if I was sure all three children were mine.

Wife: And you took that seriously?

Husband: At first, no. But the more I think about it, the more I feel like I need to know.

Wife: Fine. Let’s do the tests.

Husband: You’re agreeing just like that?

Wife: What do you want me to do? Beg you to trust me?

Husband: I’m not saying you cheated.

Wife: Then what exactly are we testing for?

Husband: I just want peace of mind.

Wife: Alright. But I have one request.

Husband: What is it?

Wife: Whatever the results say, neither of us gets to pretend this conversation never happened.

Husband: Agreed.

Three weeks later, the results arrived.

Husband: The clinic just sent the reports.

Wife: So, what do they say?

[C👑 @chukwu_somaga]

The real plot twist in Spider-Man 3 wasn’t the symbiote everyone was seeing…

It was Peter realizing that the person he kissed as Spider-Man and the person he was actually dating were two completely different people.

That scene aged differently when you realize Peter wasn’t just protecting MJ… he was protecting the secret that he was Spider-Man.

[kin™️ @kinfolkyg]

IRON & STEEL

[Sooh | Xi @AbisoyeOfLagos]

Who decided Anne Hathaway was allowed to look this good in white satin, pearls and opera gloves at the same time? Because she has been serving timeless, flawless looks ever since The Princess Diaries.

Is this one of her best looks ever, or show me a better Anne Hathaway look if you have.

[Night Owl🦉 @Loner04227338]

The apartment was quiet, save for the rhythmic hum of the rain against the glass and the soft, uneven breath between them.
Mark kept his palms flat against the small of her back, grounded by the heat radiating from her skin.

[Favysparkle @_shola__]

Three months into dating my boyfriend, I told him I didn't want him meeting my parents.

He thought I was embarrassed of him.

The truth was worse.

My parents had met every serious boyfriend I'd ever had, and every time, they immediately loved them.

I didn't want that happening again.

Because I wasn't sure I wanted this relationship to last.

So I kept him separate.

For almost two years.

[Favysparkle @_shola__]

My boyfriend moved into my apartment because his lease ended.

Three weeks later, I started charging him rent.

He was shocked.

I told him I wasn't running a free hotel and that if we were going to live together, he needed to contribute.

He agreed.

Then I noticed something embarrassing:

I liked him less once he started paying me.

Before that, he would come home with groceries, fix things around the apartment, and surprise me with dinner.

After I started charging him, everything became “my share” and “your share.”

[Santi🍀🍃 @ajxanti]

I still think ending The Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak was one of those decisions that made perfect sense on paper and felt completely wrong the second it happened.

I know the argument.

Brock Lesnar was a monster. He was credible enough to do it. If anybody was going to beat Undertaker, Brock made sense.

I just don’t think that was the whole point.

The streak had become bigger than a championship.

It was one of the few things WWE had that felt almost untouchable.

You could argue about titles. You could argue about who was the biggest star.

The streak wasn’t really up for debate.

Then Brock beat him.

And suddenly that thing fans had spent years treating like wrestling law was gone in one night.

What still gets me is how little WWE needed to explain it afterward.

No elaborate setup.

No complicated reason.

Brock just did what everybody else failed to do.

And maybe that’s exactly why it worked.

The problem wasn’t Brock Lesnar beating The Undertaker.

The problem was that WWE had spent years teaching us the streak was sacred.

Once you teach fans something is sacred, you better be damn sure you’re ready for what happens when you destroy it.

[Santi🍀🍃 @ajxanti]

Y’all remember Torrie Wilson as one of the most beautiful women of the Attitude Era, but I think WWE fans overlook how much her career was shaped by a company that knew how to get people talking about her without always giving her enough to prove herself.

Think about that for a second.

Torrie was a recognizable face during one of the most talked about periods in wrestling history. She had the looks, the personality, and the kind of screen presence that made people pay attention whenever she showed up. But being popular in WWE didn’t always mean you were going to get the chance to become a great wrestler.

And Torrie spent much of her career caught in that situation.

She came over from WCW and became part of some of WWE’s most memorable storylines. Fans knew her, crowds reacted to her, and she remained relevant for years. But so much of her presentation revolved around her appearance that it became difficult to separate Torrie the performer from Torrie the character WWE wanted everybody to see.

And that’s where I think the conversation gets interesting.

Because, no, Torrie wasn’t the most technically gifted woman on the roster. Nobody needs to pretend she was on the same in ring level as the best wrestlers of her generation to appreciate what she brought to the company.

But WWE had an opportunity to develop her further.

Look at how the women’s division eventually evolved. Women who were once primarily presented as attractions began getting longer matches, deeper rivalries, and opportunities to show different sides of themselves. Torrie belonged to an era when those opportunities were far less consistent.

She was part of the product that made WWE money, but imagine if the company had invested just as much effort into developing her wrestling ability and giving her a more serious character.

Would her legacy look different today?

I think there’s a real argument that it would.

Torrie eventually stepped away from wrestling and was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2019. Her place in that era is undeniable. But I can’t help wondering whether WWE got everything it could have out of her career.

Sometimes a performer becomes so famous for one thing that people never stop to consider what else they might have accomplished.

So let me ask you this: was Torrie Wilson used perfectly for the era she belonged to, or did WWE miss an opportunity to make her so much more than a popular personality?

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

I asked my boyfriend to let me cheat on him for 7 days, and he actually agreed.

Now I’m confused. If he gave me permission, can I still call it cheating, or was I just in an open relationship with an expiration date? 😭💀

[Favysparkle @_shola__]

I asked my boyfriend for one week of being single because there was someone else I wanted to sleep with.

I didn't tell him that part.

I told him I felt trapped and needed to know what being alone felt like before we got married.

He was quiet for a long time.

Then he said, “Okay. One week.”

I thought he'd fight me.

Instead, he took off the bracelet I'd given him and left it on the table.

[𓀐𓂸Toto Gbim @_totogbim__]

If money doesn't buy happiness, why does being broke come with so many problems? 😂

[Favysparkle @_shola__]

Three months into dating my boyfriend, I told him I didn't want him meeting my parents.

He thought I was embarrassed of him.

The truth was worse.

My parents had met every serious boyfriend I'd ever had, and every time, they immediately loved them.

I didn't want that happening again.

Because I wasn't sure I wanted this relationship to last.

So I kept him separate.

For almost two years.