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[mayerr @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[BIG LEGACY @Zeeshyttt]

that feeling when you don’t even know wtf you’re feeling

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my onions and I leeked it

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

it’s genuinely that damn phone

[Madonna Madgesty 👑 | CII JULY 3RD @MadonnaMadgesty]

thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

white people be like my dogs favorite tarantino movie is django

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I’m on that good bread and Kerrygold

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

sorry i can’t hang out today i have to wait until im perfect

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Erika Kirk is a lying dyke btw. She also looks like she’s on meth

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ the jury” to my trial

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

who else occasionally smokes weed every day.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[hoecrusher👹 锄头破碎机 @baseballmemes03]

used all the butter in the house to make cookies that sucked

[elliot @elliotconk]

Accidentally brought bf to permanently closed restaurant for lunch

[nicholas @wildhorse42]

ni hao delilah what’s it like in Shijiazhuang

[natasha @tashteshtish]

so crazy you just be lying down and a little animal comes and joins you

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and shed hair everywhere

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

It’s crazy that your period actually does sync to the moon when you’re healthy. And all the folktales start making sense