BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS
Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/pZ8pr4cMTG #CNNElection
While we were sleeping...
Biden is in the lead, by 1,096.
This is the first time presidential results in GA have leaned Democrats' way since 1992.
By my count, roughly 9k absentees to go, (plus an unknown number of provisional and overseas/military)! #gapol
New plan: we set up a fake university and tell Trump we're giving him an honorary medical degree, when he shows up we trap him in a Truman Show style world where we can watch him pretend to be president but he can't actually hurt anyone
Trying VERY hard to not adopt another dog since they’re free rn until the 11th 😭 PSA tho for my ATL peeps who want a dog: https://t.co/FyXTJyBfpz #AdoptDontShop