Turi

Simplicity is beauty 🙂 | Creative mind 🖌 Motivated by greatness ⭐️

[Turi @_turi69]

Hey guys 👋🏼, it’s been a while so I designed few dashboard screens for a fictional shipment company. #figma #uidesign #uiuxdesign

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

Oh you will… you just gotta organize one and invite him and walaaaa a nice date 🤗

[Kem @viadmx]

Nigerian men lol.
A nigga earning 300k monthly with serious sweat will be paying his girl's school fees and rent to prove his intentionality.
In his mind, he's not a wild fool.

[superdad @udysznx]

truth is, money go always comot your hand once woman dey involved

real love oh, fake love oh, situationship oh, money go must leave your hand whether you like am or not

[Nnenna @Aunty_naya]

Omo my break up last year, remain small I go tell aboki for street.

Nobody wey I no tell 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

Guys. Heart break can kill someone.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

“He’s been laughing at memes all day”

Show him a post of someone his age buying a car

[Rivon @UTDRivon]

If Manchester United employ my mama, she go price Elliot Anderson from £120M to £40M

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Should be 11 goats if you add yourself.

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

“Babe, you’re always so calm. You don't even argue with me even when I try to start fights with you”

Make I dey waste argument on top woman wey I no go marry?

[𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑.𝐗 @SAVAGERX23]

This nigga jerry springer be like " so u sucked 4 dicks, had 2 trains ran on u, licked ass backwards in the club bathroom, and your boyfriend had no idea? ?... well now he does cuz we have him back stage, “ROGER COME ON OUT”🤣😭🤣

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

una don turn the word “birthday” to threat for this country 😭

[Ola Daniel @CableAnalyst]

So UGO ex wife now na UK used.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I dey horny now, na porn I dey watch o, I no disturb you
Anytime wey you need money go watch who wants to be a millionaire

[Willy kanga @Willy_kanga_]

This is why you don’t rely on one route, a wise man secures Venezuela before Hormuz shuts down

[naiive @naiivememe]

When someone tries to give me advice but their birth year starts with a 2

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

[Kraken @krakenfx]

Can I withdraw my money?

Banks:

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Boss: "We need everyone back in the office 5 days a week"

[Neet @neet_sol]

my boss just asked me to do work at my job