haley t peters

still in my one direction phase

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Mentally I am here

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Bury me with a $1 cheesy bean and rice burrito in hand

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Ham and Swiss croissant amiright

[haley t peters @_turnado]

I’ve decided that I’m siding with Neil from the Santa clause movies turns out he’s not the villain

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Those mozzarella sticks from the highschool lunchroom cafeteria

[haley t peters @_turnado]

My food hyperfixation for the week was Cookout quesadillas and after having 6 I think I’m ready to get clean

[haley t peters @_turnado]

They could use Facebook comments from Whats Happening in Pell City regarding the new Starbucks to create a great Parks and Rec town hall script

[haley t peters @_turnado]

when people disrespect Hokas they disrespect me

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

May all your 2022 dreams come true… even if you have to fake your own death and move to Tajikistan to make it happen.

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Got this new chapstick that smells exactly like the Huntsville space and rocket center on my fifth grade field trip

[haley t peters @_turnado]

I’ll go to war for sweet potato casserole with pecans on top

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Been thinking a lot about fried chicken Wednesday but only when the side was mac and cheese

[haley t peters @_turnado]

It’s time for a confession. When I first got a phone, and no one was texting me, I use to type full songs into my notes app in order to seem more interesting and unavailable in public

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[haley t peters @_turnado]

I miss troy momma g’s

[haley t peters @_turnado]

@_karlicbread Everyone knows the sternum splits and recedes into the rib cage during a hug for maximum heart contact

[haley t peters @_turnado]

Woke up today thinking about McDonald’s snack wraps. Let’s bring those boys back @McDonalds

[Knishkebab @martincamp_]

"My back hurts all the time for no reason."

How I sit every day:

[haley t peters @_turnado]

I miss the summer we all played Pokémon go

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.