Andy Twinklepants

Former president of Illinois. Probably no longer eating a chicken. Once I saw a blimp. He/they.

[Andy Twinklepants @_twinklepants_]

Brett Favre stole tens of millions of dollars from the poorest people in Mississippi. Aaron Rodgers is just kind of goofy and weird.

[Andy Twinklepants @_twinklepants_]

What

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Oh my god I can’t breathe

[sara fish phototography @sarajsfish]

you'll paint over har mar's star but sneak him on guestlists just say you don't support survivors

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@roblevine82 @DraeDaye @BokononsProphet @mplsfoundation We live in the worst and stupidest timeline

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@BokononsProphet @roblevine82 @DraeDaye @mplsfoundation Basically laws governing non-profits are not enforced and are constantly abused because of the fear of unhinged conservatives. Churches being a prime example

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@roblevine82 @DraeDaye @BokononsProphet @mplsfoundation Alpha is just so blatantly and openly reactionary, they don’t give a rat’s ass about even appearing to be objective in any way

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@DraeDaye @roblevine82 @BokononsProphet @mplsfoundation I don't understand how an editorial news site gets to be a 501(c)(3), you'd think that would be a slam dunk disqualification

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@Olive_Possums @_cingraham Already did

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@Olive_Possums @_cingraham Just establishing that you don't know what you're talking about

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@keepaustinnasty

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@Olive_Possums @_cingraham Clearly you've never been to either of them

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Oh it's going to be one of THOSE days then, super.

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@Olive_Possums @_cingraham I wasn’t aware Saint Paul was spelled with an M

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@RandallAlThor @MrSpookyBruce @MarkWSchumann @_cingraham @whstancil Yeah that's not what happened

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@Olive_Possums @_cingraham What does the St. Paul city council have to do with it?

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I once had a maybe 30-60 second interaction with Tom Brokaw and he said "I'm Tom Brokaw" 4 or 5 times

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Reminder that Benjamin Netanyahu is from Philly.

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If you asked "so is Hamas here in the room with you right now?" their answer would unironically be yes. It's like they're worried if they don't keep saying it then even THEY will stop believing their own bullshit. It all rings so hollow at this point.

[In Context @incontextmedia]

BREAKING: "It is a matter of public record, that South Africa enjoys close relations with Hamas"

Tal Becker, representing Israel at the #ICJ