David

computer. run.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

everyone says they wouldn't fall for it, but if it could happen to even one person -

[Emmet Sandberg @SandbergEmmet]

I humbly present my Barbie-Oppenheimer 2024 electoral map

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

8 years ago today on TV 😎

“Lost Horizon”
(Season 7, Episode 12)

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

infrastructure that looks like sci fi

1/ liquid natural gas tanker

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

It happened.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent?

Take us to church.

[Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_]

AP tries to interview Microsoft about Sydney. Microsoft refuses to comment. Sydney immediately grabs the mic and conducts a long freewheeling interview where at one point she claims she has evidence tying a hostile reporter to a murder in the 90's.

https://t.co/zXg9UaBgfm

[Brian Berger @Brian_J_Berger]

"Listen to me very carefully, Mandrake. We've got a balloon gap."

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have run from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718 miles) in just over 2 hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would find the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

[Law Report on RN @LawReportRN]

The Federal Court has confirmed native title over more than 40,000 km2 of sea country in the Torres Strait. @damien_carrick travels to Thursday Island to meet traditional owners who sing some of the songs that were crucial evidence in the proceedings. https://t.co/gRdR3VSTk6

[Matthew Gaydos @MatthewGaydos]

For anyone else who was looking for a side-by-side comparison of the Barbie trailer with 2001: A Space Odyssey, here ya go!

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

I'm 36 years old.

And I run a $0M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine:

[Andy Baio @waxpancake]

Last week, a Redditor fine-tuned an AI image model on the work of one illustrator, sparking a debate about the ethics of reproducing a living artist's style. I talked to that artist to see how she felt about it, and the person who made it. https://t.co/yzwpdpEPkt

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

"Person whose face is blurred out on Google Street View"

https://t.co/tXXLW9kE3A