road work ahead?

[road work ahead? @_uh_yeah_]

i sure hope it does

[DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING @TOMEBOIYOU]

LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[whos the hottest uber driver @youveever_had]

um I never went to oovoo javer

[I saw you hanging out with Caitlyn yesterday. But @rebecca_itsnot]

I won't hesitate bitch

[It Is @wednesday__my]

dudes aaaaAAAH

[um i @never_went_to]

oovoo javer

[waawagha @lipstick_in_my]

valentino white bag?!

[IBroughtYouMyrrh @myrrh_durr]

and they were roommates! https://t.co/XaiHzqcZXs

[look @at_this__]

graaaaaph

[IBroughtYouMyrrh @myrrh_durr]

judas ! no !

[i thought you @_were_bae_]

turns out your just fam. bruh. 🤟🏼

[Later mom, whats up @me__and_my_boys]

are going to see uncle kracker, gimme my hat back Jordan, DO YOU wanna go see uncle kracker or no?

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[oh my gahwd @ohmy_gahwd]

he on x-games mode

[hi @weIcome____to]

chili's

[I Wanna Church Girl @thatgo_tochurch]

aNd ReaD her Bible

[Hurricane Katrina? @more_like__]

Hurricane Tortilla

[What the @_fuck_is_up]

Kyle

[oh my @god_they_were]

roommates