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@mjfree Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberest

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@scarylawyerguy @R_JonAnderson NAPPING! at a basketball game! 🙄

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@WhiteHouse King of NAPPING on the job!

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@aintscarylarry @patriottakes @BobDarrin CTE is alive and well

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@RapidResponse47 @WhiteHouse @POTUS Just put PeePaw PooPeePants in his PJ’s so he doesn’t have to pretend he’s awake!

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@EastEndJoe It’s quite simple. He has tighter people. 🤣

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@MikeRogersForMI

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@MikeRogersForMI You big fat f#cking phony! Geez. WTAF?!?!?

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@JDunlap1974 If she was pulled into a pitch black room, how did she know the drink was pink and fizzy?

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@KatieMiller Then you should take your ugly husband and go back there.

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@AdamParkhomenko Hogwash!

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@AndyOstroy Snakes on a plane

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@ChristopherHale @RapidResponse47 @carlquintanilla I suppose this one is a wink?🤣😉😜

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@RapidResponse47 That’s a reeeaaallly loooong blink genius. https://t.co/GvRCJ77Ntf

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@SecRollins @RapidResponse47 @SecKennedy Why is he asleep?

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@Angry_Staffer @mendyboyd Peepaw PoopyPants needs a nap, a really long one.

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@PastorMark You don’t know that to be true. It’s a broad assumption on every level. You should probably have a job that is more in line with your limited capacity for critical thinking.

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@GuntherEagleman I called your mom. She said you’re the biggest mistake she’s ever made.

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@Suzierizzo1 How does someone “quietly” do this so that “someone else” knows they did it yet “no-one” knows who it was?

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@FLOTUS How do you think Robert Mueller’s family felt about this?