ᶜᵒˡ. ˢᵗⁱⁿᵏᵐᵉᵃⁿᵉʳ👥🌴

#RutoMustGo ; #EURUSD,#XAUUSD ; Panafricanist ; Market trend connoisseur 📉📈❤️; Every candle tells a story, #TalesOfTheCharts; I'm going to be so rich

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

The good thing about this UDA government is that everyone is lying to the president. Kila mtu anamwambia ground iko sawa. I hope he doesn't listen to them.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

This is the reason why I have always respected Mutinda and put immense respect on his name. It takes a strong man to run away from his fatherly duties and not look back. Running away instead of taking care of your newborn child is what differentiates men from boys

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

But politicians hutubeba waana. Sasa hapa he is shaming him for looting and yet he is in a position to have him investigated and charged.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Donald Trump says “it’s none of your business” when asked how Barron Trump’s net worth increased $150,000,000 in a year.

[11 @yhate_11]

y'all nggas rlly fuckin' up the game

[D’andre Williams @willlumz]

They clapped. He openly just admitted that he failed one of his biggest campaign promises….and they clapped.

[kay?¿ @EA___Paakwasi]

Ngl, even the cleanest of them all taste like
Liquified Aluminum and stainless steel

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

“At the root of Africa’s suffering, you'll find more traitors than coloniser.” – Patrice Lumumba.

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Kateam players wako na one thing I envy a lot. Hate and aggression.
Sisi our players play like they just got their nails done.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

One thing I like about Mount Kenya MPs is that they care about their people. Hawa wetu sijawahi elewa issue yao ni gani.

(Sijafurahi nikitweet hivi btw).

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

A Kikuyu presidency benefits the people. Watu wanafeel wako kwa serikali. In the Rift Valley, it only benefits the political class.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my parents think i wake up late, but i literally just chill in my room after i wake up to avoid interaction as much as possible because i love being alone.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Trump!

[Daniel @danielgothits]

oven doesn't work in our Airbnb and my wife can't understand why i don't ask the host to fix it 😂😂

female brain can't comprehend just letting shit be and not getting sucked into days of retarded oven repair logistics while i'm on vacation lol

don't use oven. problem fixed

[Ben⚘ @TheBenanya]

The title race this season will clearly be between Arsenal and Liverpool. Either one of Chelsea or Spurs will be underdogs

If United see top 4 we build a statue for whoever is our gaffer cause I'm 100% sure Carrick won't make it to the end of the season

[serwaalicious🌸 @BoujieeNxrah]

i rebuke every spirit that makes me imagine funerals of people still alive .

[乇 @enosxI]

there’s something about sunday nights after all your bets lost and then you realize how much of a failure you’ve become

[ᶜᵒˡ. ˢᵗⁱⁿᵏᵐᵉᵃⁿᵉʳ👥🌴 @_unfazed1]

@WillieOeba They have already made it expensive

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

THERE IS A BILL IN PARLIAMENT THAT IS TRYING TO KEEP KENYANS OFF SOCIAL MEDIA

THE IDEA IS TO MAKE INTERNET EXPENSIVE SO THAT YOU GET TO PAY DATA AS MUCH AS YOU USE

IT SEEKS TO REMOVE UNLIMITED WIFI OPTIONS

REJECT

[S. @sagelovebars]

The more attractive you are as a man the less compliments you’ll receive from women.