Stonkey Kong

Smarter than the average bear ——Top 1% on onlyfans

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

Me after approximately 1 beer:

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

@cookaroni Problem solving $13 at a time

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

*throws bitcoin*

[0/ @Zay_trader]

"Hello Coinbase, somebody used my credit card to buy Bitcoin at 67k"

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

The thing about shopping at Lowe’s is it gives me such a high

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

@cookaroni Dawg Dad

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

@cookaroni Sorry I can’t be him

[Book of @thelastPharaoh_]

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Tax return, stimulus check and pay day, bandemic 2021

[Jesús Malverde @DJTosin]

The Don Julio and Clase Azul factory workers hearing the stimmy got passed.

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

maybe if we let people smoke on airplanes again people would stop bringing their babies

[horse massacre @torqpenderloin]

i would literally retire if i got my hands on 1400 dollars

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

asked joe biden for help with my rent and he called in a AC-130

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Stop making cbd drinks we r ready for acid water

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

The stock market hurt my feelings this week :(

[Stonkey Kong @_vale_matt]

Me when my stocks don’t only go up 🚀 🚀

[kat @cookaroni]

Me on the weekend vs. me on the week day