Vanessa DeRosa

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

you ever just vibing and suddenly get anxiety about the idea of getting anxiety and ruin the vibe

[Micky @mickyyyyyy_]

The worst way to start 2021 is by taking The Office off of Netflix

[dani 🇵🇸 @gutterfairy]

i love saying “i’m sorry i’m out of it today” as if every day of my life isn’t like this

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I remember laughing so hard at that John Mulaney joke about the old days when people would schedule a time just to go out and wave at boats bc they were so bored, but now..... who is laughing.... who is laughing now... I would like to wave at a boat

[Jason Genao @TheJasonGenao]

When this is over please invite me everywhere I promise I’ll go this time

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My 2 yr old daughter’s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PROS OF COFFEE:

-delicious

-makes life more tolerable

-kills appetite so you can save money

-sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans

CONS OF COFFEE:
-???
-???
-???

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

idk what the cat is going through but same

[Vanessa DeRosa @_vanessaderosa]

@emileeholtzman This is word for word what today was for me

[Vanessa DeRosa @_vanessaderosa]

@shannonlee715 That’s honestly my favorite question and I never know how to answer it

[Vanessa DeRosa @_vanessaderosa]

Some days I think I look my age and other days I tell my students I’m 22 and one of the 7 year olds I just met goes “no offense but you literally look 17...”

[Vanessa DeRosa @_vanessaderosa]

I was in target and saw some kid taking bites out of a kit kat bar instead of breaking it like a normal human and his mom did NOTHING what kind of parenting is that?

[Vanessa DeRosa @_vanessaderosa]

@Andrea_DeRosa01

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀