Ivan the adequate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mildly entertaining, occasionally moody, perpetually distracted, and possibly adopted.

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When your body parts start following you

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@ariztmendy @rogerwaters People all up in arms crying about the end of "freedom" while they tell people who disagree with them to shut up and mind their business. You sure sound like your word can be trusted 🙄

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@MadamMortician @BetoORourke Okay, then let's stop having laws altogether. Starting with all those abortion ban laws that recently went into effect.

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@ChuckBlazerFIFA @JackDeLarrinaga This was minute 5 of the game... Please babe quiet

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I'm having Friday scaries. Help.

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@elespectador No es que me agrade el tipo pero es algo motivante ver a alguien que puede hacerle el feo a las grandes compañías. Coca-cola es dueña de cerca del 20% de las marcas más populares. Ellos estarán bien. Los apoyamos todos los días, a veces sin saberlo

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@2eenz @elonmusk He is smart. He took your money.

[Colombian Studies Group @ColombianSG]

Con el propósito de rechazar esta invitación y solicitar la cancelación del evento, 1800 estudiantes, profesoras/es, investigadoras/es, activistas de derechos humanos, egresadas/os y ciudadanas/os colombianos, rechazan la invitación de AUV a @BrademasCenter de @nyuniversity

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Para este tipo solo existen enemigos aliados. "El patrón del Mal 2.0"

[Alex Bare @alexbaretv]

A really incredible interview by @CNNEE a half hour ago of Colombian expresident Álvaro Uribe Vélez, who was visibly angered by the journalist’s reference to the UN, EU, and United States’ condemnation of the Colombian police and military.

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@GeovannyVicentR @nyuniversity @BrademasCenter @AlvaroUribeVel @deWindt_IIJS @NYUWashingtonDC @LegadoUribeVel @JuanDaVelez @PaolaHolguin @PalomaValenciaL @FlondonoHoyos @MargaritaRepo @CeDemocraticoEx @CeDemocratico To realize how Tone-deaf @nyuniversity can be. If this doesn't signal support the abuse that the government is doing to its citizens in Colombia RIGHT NOW, it at least shows a great deal of ignorance and failure to have due diligence. Neither is a good sign for any University.

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@opinaeljuli La institución del asolapado

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@gracefulwraith Being kind isn't about what you get back. Stay kind but take no shit!

*Virtual hug*

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@Roger03207981 @SpektakularSkul @_Amacher @zardogs @JoseNotAJay The people you listed are actually funny.

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@ClintK64 Don't diss bugs... After the appocalypse they may be our biggest source of protein.

Still, you're right. Quite a snob for a stray

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@JustinJRoberts @LeiaRx @StevenACohen2 @stoolpresidente @RobinhoodApp Wall Street always backs both candidates. That should be common knowledge by now 🙄

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@HKrassenstein The hedge funds were the ones pushing for lack of regulation. Now that it's come to bite them in the ass is not the time to ask for this.

Karma is a sweet bitch.

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@gregolear It's also a grand way to show that no one is above the law and everyone stands to face consequences.

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@PIErateUrheimat @Dana73H @nytimes Haha. The country is not like a private corporation. The country is all its people at a given time. Pls settle down.

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@SpencerMagne This just as childish as MAGAS and their boycott of Nike. The company made a contract, they're right to keep their agreement.

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@bjan9 @marcorubio You look older than all of them. Perhaps we should disregard everything you do.