I’m a good person

Everything be like, off the top these days. ~Soldier of Chaos~ #UCMercedAlum

[I’m a good person @_vickta]

“Why did you drink so much last night?”

Me: https://t.co/HKWJDNkqqr

[zuzu ✮ @free0bito]

getting ready for spider-man

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

me when i finally stand up for myself but end up crying instead 🥹

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[pook 🔪 @edserkins]

grey’s anatomy was never the same again

[pook 🔪 @edserkins]

never not gonna be mad at them for letting her be the one to break the news to him AND doing nothing after he slapped her like what???

[maddie @fuIImachin3]

my angel

[I’m a good person @_vickta]

How it feels to read while being gay

[I’m a good person @_vickta]

@Andres_Murillo_ Congratulations 🫡🤩

[d. @sunflowerhart]

the hospital that kills more doctors than patients

[Sheri Bentsen @SheriBentsen]

He made gasoline and oil an extravagance.

He killed solar farms.

He killed wind farms.

He killed actual farms.

WAKE. THE. FUCK. UP.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Félix d'Eon

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Congress should be forced to retire at 70. Salaries should be $60K, the average American salary. They should pay a minimum of $300/month for healthcare with a $1,000 deductible, like we do.

To represent us, they should live like us.

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

Trump: “I’m not a rapist. I didn’t rape anybody”

Reporter: “Oh you think he’s referring to you?”

Mic drop. 🔥

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

yes, the best easter tweet has risen!!

[lexiegrey @lexegreys]

i see the blonde and i know the shooter is coming. i see the bangs and i know the plane is coming like 😭

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

There it is.

While families can’t afford day care, health care, or even their rent, Donald Trump is willing to spend your money instead on a never-ending war in the Middle East.