Vivek

your mom finds me funny

[sr0ya @sroyasauce]

how do people stand this uninhabitable city (mumbai) like how much will you romanticise struggle bhai just admit you’re miserable or your parents have a trust fund for you

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

OpenAI wants to get the mythos treatment so bad like they’re so excited to post this

[Retired @iabhi0717]

i hope sonam wangchuk saab is secretly eating a bit, imagine dying for this shitty country and people lmaoo

[Sam Altman @sama]

Concerning.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Not being cringe on linkedIn is gonna leave me unemployed.

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

I remember hearing a philosophy professor say that nobody can agree on anything in the field of philosophy except two things, veganism and atheism, but the public strongly disagrees with the obviously correct positions, so they have to pretend that the other side has good points.

[Aditya Saha @Adityakrsaha]

There is a reason Cricket as a sport can never grow to the global level.

It treats bowlers like slaves especially in T20 format whose only job is to get smashed by batters. They can't even give send-offs after taking an imp. wicket.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[Delman @dmontetheno1]

The most cathartic thing has been living long enough to see how widely accepted it is that the Four Horsemen of New Atheism are all idiots.

[Manya @CSKian716]

How will I ever explain to anyone who wasn't there at that time why this was such a big deal.

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

Odd date to pick but OK
https://t.co/96aDrVBdoA

[Aslan Pahari @AslanPahariii]

To be fair, the map reflects which countries control which lands. If it instead showed the lands each country claims but does not control, the entire world map would become very confusing.

[goosewin @Goosewin]

swe in 2026

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down.

Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Richard @gamray]

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

[Alex Christoforou @AXChristoforou]

Don Tzu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

[Iranian Zaitunay Bay @IRANinZB]

😉

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic