viv 🥑

I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

so awhile back i went on a blind date with a guy, date went great until he tried to make some unwanted moves which i rejected & haven’t spoken to him since. today i get this in the mail 😂

[Diligent Denizen 🇺🇸 @DiligentDenizen]

@BlakeSNeff Your DEMAND that she physically attend whilst you have @AndrewKolvet appear virtually today is sus and obvious.

You deserve that mockery happening at your expense now.

TPUSA is crumbling.
Enjoy! 🫡

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

You literally said “we would SINCERELY welcome her participation in that livestream” which you were clear your team would be streaming from your studio in Phoenix at a date that had not been decided.
You never said, “she MUST be in-person for the stream and she MUST respond within 24 hours after we choose a date and time.”
There was nothing sincere about what you did following that announcement and you deserve the ratio you’re getting.
Frankly, nothing has felt sincere about the organization since Charlie passed.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Blake Neff: "It's critical to be in person"

...as his co-host Andrew Kolvet joins remotely. 🙄😒

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

Of all the theories out there, I have to say the craziest one is that some kid used his grandpa's gun to hit Charlie in the jugular from 1-2 football fields away, evaded authorities, confessed via text to his mysterious trans lover, and hasn't been heard from since.

Bonkers!

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

The CIA and Mossad are the biggest terrorist organizations in the world and they operate with impunity.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

The sex industry is effectively a global blackmail operation.
If you’re watching porn, hiring escorts, going to strip clubs, etc —just know that someone is learning your perversions and filing them away somewhere in case you ever come into a position of power.

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

If you want to save America.

Never elect a person with a picture like this.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

My favorite part of this is going to be everyone who jumped on me for never joining the Elon-worship party, now do a complete 180.

His character was always apparent. You guys were just acting like groupies.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

“Trump is implicated alongside a pedophile, and I knew it but didn’t care because we were friends” is not the flex you think it is.

[Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo]

Leaving this here for the reply guys

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

whenever I'm feelin myself I feel the urge to go anywhere and everywhere just because I don't look homeless

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

every time I see someone announce a pregnancy, even if they're married, the most immature part of my mind still thinks "they had sex"

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

just found out on tiktok that my car did not pass the crash test so that's one more reason to live in perpetual fear that I will die in a car crash every time I drive

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

wearing Crocs has ruined my ability to comfortably wear any other brand of shoe. vans give me shin splints now after an hour wtf is this?

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

my 6 year old has the audacity to interrupt my adult conversation just to ask what infinity plus infinity plus infinity is

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

my mom only texts me to either demand why I didn't answer her phone call after I called her 15 times first or to send me terrifying news articles

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

when it's national best friends day but you and your bffs aren't sentimental and have a grand total of 2 pics together after years of friendship

[viv 🥑 @_vivsters]

is it physically impossible to eat before you have your show playing or are you normal