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Arsenal fan♥️||Cœur noir 🖤 || Décrocheur autodidacte 🌚|

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

They’re hiring Poch based on his work from 5 years ago with Tottenham and that’s their biggest undoing. There’s a reason both PSG and Chelsea sacked him and Manchester United are about to find out why.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

KMTC ya Nyamira has the best talent of all KMTC’s countrywide. Si ni mimi nawashow

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

AdSelect has been widely flagged as showing all classic hallmarks of a scam. You will soon know there are sharper boys.

[Nataly😍 @Keruboooo]

What if hiyo adselect ikuwe real?? Wacha nikuambie tunaeza regret vibaya sana😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women no longer fall for smooth talkers. They follow the man with the money to spend. That is the undiluted street reality. Take her out to expensive place, buy her stuffs, send her money. She will be the one calling you for sex.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

What happened to “Life starts at 40?” Sahii at 20 unapata kijana ashaoa, ako na katoto kamoja, bibi ni stay at home mom analea tukuku na kambuzi na kijana anaendesha Boda.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kuna comrade fulani nimeona ako na 494,000 USD kwa ADSELECT which is equivalent to 63 Million Kenyan Shillings. He's waiting to withdraw on Thursday. Enyewe pyramid schemes will never end!

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Mtu akakua torn between pursuing a Degree on Education vs a Degree on Data Analysis unaweza madvice achukue gani ?

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Siwezi sengenyana na Kikuyu hii Nairobi 😂😂kila mtu anasikia ata wenye sio wakikuyu. Kuna siku tulikaa hapo mbele Kwa matatu with my friend and i told him in kikuyu that the driver looks drunk. When we reached our destination the driver told me mlevi hua hafikishi watu.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Jana nimepitia kwa beste yangu anaishi Kasarani, what do you mean kuna time nyumba inakosa maji kwa tap. Tumeenda kununua skyplast aletewe maji na sijui Njoro.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Kuna vitu ukiona umeanza kufanya inafaa ujiite kamkutano kidogo, what do you mean uko na a favourite Hoe huwa unaenda kutafuta Sabina Joy??

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kind of leaders we will have in parliament in 2027.

God forbid

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Ayaya kuna forex trader amesema if unaishi Westlands na kurudi nyuma na sides za Thika Road wewe ni maskini. Lakini watu wa Thika Road tuliwakoseanga nini? Umetulia tu kwako unapata ile mawe iliua Goliath imekuangukia Bila warning siet.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

😂😂huyo amejua dem yake anagongwa from a video posted here. Dust haina huruma hadi kati kati ya Elnino inafagia tuu 😭

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Most nduthi guys Huko Tao ni watu walifanya computer science and electrical engineering

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

I thought hizi memes za kushop alafu ukifika kwa teller unapiga simu inalipwa was a joke till i saw it jana hapo Naivas. Mtu amefanya shopping ya just 1200 anapigiana simu apromptiwe alipe. Like if you can’t trust your mtu wa kazi utaamini yeye aje akikupikia food pale jikoni?

[Byron Fianoz🇰🇪 @byron_Fianoz12]

@WelBeast Bro is depressed but disrespecting our Jersey is where he should draw the line.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Can’t believe I felt bad for this fool at some point. Deserves every bit of downfall he’s going through.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

At a safaricom shop and this girl is buying an iphone 18 at hire purchase. Ameweka 100k and the other 124k she’ll pay later. You guys are living above your means by all means

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The economy doing well is measured by improvement of the quality of life by the middle and lower classes... Not by the amount of Soda Kangumu walimwengu are eating. Mbadi is still using those foolish takes to lie to Omena farmers that he has transformed our economy.🤦🏽‍♂️