sherwin trilliams

larger than life, and twice as ugly

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

It’s the freakin weekend, baby, it’s time to have me some 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

This would work on me

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

I don’t know how to explain it but these are what all Temu ads look like to me

[Truckstop Herpetologist @danthemancohan]

Vaxxed???

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

Starting a food fight in this crowded Benihana’s. Hundreds have died

[wint @dril]

I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

wishing a goth girl would come to my house and kill me in my garage

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

the water out of that second one is the coldest water on earth

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

Damn if only they’d been this desperate in 2004 I could’ve been killed by an IED like god probably intended

[the cass ✨ @cassesque]

Sorry but I've met army guys. You weren't fooling anyone before.

https://t.co/6wPk4maiDz

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

@xbhaskarx @BurritoBrosShit “Flag Hanger” is such an American Voices job title

[Riley @raaleh]

Even though it’s no longer perfect, United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s final KD ratio (7,652,103:1) lands him among the all time greats

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

Sounded like he said “the sheriff is near”?

[sherwin trilliams @_whats_taters]

Wearing the limited edition Steely Dan bootleg to ride the Greyhound of the Skies to the greyest place on the planet (Dallas in late November)