Alexzander Schell

master of all trades; jack of none

[Alexzander Schell @_whattheschell_]

Notice how close perfection is to despair

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is genuinely one of the most disgusting statements I have ever seen issued by an American official.

It should not stop shocking us that the Republican Party openly embraces this. Fine should be censured & stripped of committees. To ignore this is to accept and normalize it.

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Which message will resonate with voters?

[Alexzander Schell @_whattheschell_]

Life imitates art

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

An employee cleaning the floor of a Roomba store

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Nick Saban: oh god oh fuck players are getting paid now I have to retire immediately and complain about it on TV for the rest of my life

Curt Cignetti: here’s my army of 3 star recruits. I turned them all into millionaires. They’re going to castrate you.

[Alexzander Schell @_whattheschell_]

@SecretCFO Would love to see any tidbits that aren’t deep enough to warrant an appearance in your long format content

would also like to see you share whatever content you’re consuming at the moment

[litquidity @litcapital]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

The Plan? Give President Trump the inaugural “Netflix World Peace Award” so he approves the deal.

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[bishara @bishara]

the future is dystopian

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Ratio’d the White House so bad they deleted the tweet.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

30, 40, 50 year mortgages, these people just want homes, they go with the flow

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Surprisingly philosophical ticket machine.

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Alexzander Schell @_whattheschell_]

@runliftrunlift Bad take. Some days it’s just not there, despite executing all the same. You’d see a lot more consistency from top pros if this was true.

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

#BREAKING: Conner Mantz breaks American marathon record that had previously stood for more than two decades https://t.co/PlhcBRqoQz

[Alexzander Schell @_whattheschell_]

As a finance bro and runner bro the strava IPO drama is my ultimate fantasy

[Harout @HaroutKhack]

Overheard in sf:

“I think that guys listening to our conversation”

[georgie @georgsoup]

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day