Matthew Woodhull

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@VOXI_UK reply to my DMs pls, your website is down and I need roaming

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@British_Airways please help. Our flight BA0226 last night was cancelled and the organisation of your company is an absolute joke. Your apps and website are broken and we have no idea if we’ve been scheduled on another flight. We are stranded and are being given no support. Help.

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@Adam_L_17 I can only live in disappointment that this is now how my 2022 started 😢

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@BukayoSaka87 👑👑👑

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@BukayoSaka87 🐐 🐐 🐐

[Robert Peston @Peston]

The projection from @sajidjavid that infections could surge to a record 100,000 a day in a few weeks, as all social distancing and mask-wearing regulations are removed, is especially terrifying for those whose immune systems are impaired or are clinically vulnerable in…

[Kyle DeLonge ⚽️🤘🏒 @SM_Kyle]

Keep thinking I’ve seen it all and now BBC viewers want the production team to move the sun. 😩😩 #ENGCRO #EURO2020

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@Arsenal Fuck off

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

as opposed to professional investors, who are famously propelled by a mix of generosity and love for all mankind

[Fall Guys @FallGuysGame]

Yooooo

Alex just said he would delete the yellow team if we can get 1 million retweets

1 RT = 1 Millioneth of a delete

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@ellawoodhull @goal 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

You called out the footballers and they answered. Now what about the hedge fund managers, the investment bankers, the property tycoons, the entrepreneur billionaires ???

Also, it should be said, the NHS would not need so much charity if it was properly funded in the first place.

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@ellawoodhull @LilNasX ☹️

[Matthew Woodhull @_Woooody]

@ellawoodhull @NarcosNetflix Whaaaatt, I didn��t know there was gonna be another season!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone." - Pablo Picasso

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

If you're not sure who to vote for, watch this.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Vote Labour.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.