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Ⱄⱄ. .ⱄⰔ𓍊𓋼Ⱄⱄ. .ⱄⰔ𓍊

[˚ * ✷ ✧ @_xmilux_]

you’re in my dreams that’s why i sleep all the time

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

No one is immune to the way a relationship derails all of your fitness goals

[🤍 @b_lh825130]

when i watched obsession my main complaint was that it was too heavy handed with the points it was trying to make and every day since then i've been forced to read take after take of people missing the whole point

[lyvie scott @lyviescott]

whatever blush she got on (and trust me i’m about to find out) needs me bad

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[project hail meera @saoirsesronan]

can’t stop thinking about matt damon’s arms in the odyssey…. old man still got it

[Me @Dontactullycare]

@daliflawless Thought process full of ig captions

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

One of the best casual convos in Family Guy 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The cyclops in The Odyssey waking up just to get stabbed in the eye.

[lain 🍐 @iHATEoutlast]

then your mom goes ewww someone ran over a SKUNK!!! no thats my siren song.

[eh @namesdnt]

@_xmilux_ @aleyshapomales Yea but that old lover got into some questionable stuff cause they smell completely different

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

and Chris Brown fans

[azzafrán ੯‧̀͡⬮ @stazaboy]

cuando huelo unos lucky strikes y pasamos y mi novio dice ay wey pinche tufote a cigarro, pero yo sé que es olorcito a luky strai rojito exactito lo kiero mucho textraño bb vuelve a casa noescierto me hacesmal nena maldision

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dont you dare show me skinny james gandolfini

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

“. . .”

[madison @madison_tayt]

everyone wants to go out but no one wants to put in the effort to do so.
you want the bestest most perfect social plans to just appear in front of you without any effort from you, without any consideration given to those around you, and you want to be the main character of it all

[madison @madison_tayt]

the inability to rsvp is imo related to the culture of loserdom that we’ve cultivated.

no one wants to commit to anything out of fear something better might come along.

no one communicates well because they’re selfish losers.

and people flake because they’re selfish losers.

[❦ @saintdoII]

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