paris.

[paris. @_xoparis]

i want a seafood boil or panda express or maybe chili’s😭

[Nate from set it off @nick_nervies]

you having a kid like this will make me stop being friends with you

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

Regardless of the scenario I am in, I will win in the end no matter what.

[paris. @_xoparis]

🙋🏽‍♀️

[Mentalk Network @duicebiggs]

Who gave birth without an epidural I'll wait. 🤰...

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

i love when a mf go against this sht u might get that first laugh, but the last one always belongs to me😭

[paris. @_xoparis]

anyways my daughter big girl room is sooo cute!! she got a lil vanity & everything lol

[paris. @_xoparis]

bitch???

[♡♋️ @poodaaqoam]

everybody pregnant including my cousin(s)

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[paris. @_xoparis]

koda so funny my stomach turning😭😭😭

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

bitch im up #superhavin im doin more den better

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[✨🩷✨ @StompOnYoTweets]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he like “when the hell did we get Angel Reese”

[𝓞 𝓾 𝓬 𝓱 𝓲 @Arealmfouchi]

Still Having sex with exes who did you wrong asf in the relationship is poor pussy management & rewarding bad behavior.

[Ennui Go @Dragkonias]

Listen you ain't never seen functional alcoholism until you've worked with white people and Mexicans.

[Unc Chevy Blazer @humbleblazer]

I share the road with these kinds of people and it's terrifying ngl

[Dess🧁 @barbiebitchdess]

i would be so pissed if a nigga showed me one thousand dollars and thought it was gonna make me fuck him omg

[paris. @_xoparis]

waking up at 4 am for work on a Saturday is so ill.

[🦂 @ItsJanata]

It needs to be highlighted that the local police didn’t do shit.

The family conducted their own search, and found their baby dead.

Makes you wonder.

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

you just had to be there.