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[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

A very dangerous new nightmare we are living in Gaza City, and no one in the world is paying attention to it.

Days ago, the Israeli army installed huge military cranes, each about 30 meters tall, on the eastern areas it controls. These cranes are equipped with machine guns and cameras, and they fire randomly and almost continuously at tents, streets, and exposed neighborhoods.

Gaza City is extremely narrow, only 10 kilometers wide. A single crane at that height is enough to expose the entire city from east to west. Every street, every square, every tent, every house has become completely exposed. There is no place to hide, and not a single moment of safety.

In just the past two days, three people were killed by fire from these cranes. One of them was sitting quietly with his father in a small café, trying to breathe for a few minutes. Hours later, a 5year old girl was killed while playing near her home.

These cranes have turned the entire city into an open field. The latest military technologies are directed at civilians. We have become an open testing ground for their new weapons. The horror is not just in the sound… it is the constant feeling of being an exposed target at all times, where even children cannot run in the street without fear.

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

When recording the part where the Dutchman eats them (from an alternate ending) the cast is told by Stephen Hillenburg to make the walla "lighter" and less like the characters are upset.

The voice actors then start riffing as if they were being brutally digested.

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

economy so bad I’m about to go in here and start selling all this shit on depop

[:/ @theshapeburns]

😭 no but literally

[lyss @_yeahalyssa]

just watched backrooms,

at least mini golf before was fun…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Michael Johnston says that he and Inde Navarrette instantly had chemistry as soon as they began filming ‘OBSESSION’.

“We had a great time. It kinda felt like we went to war together except the war was really enjoyable!”

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Slamming my mouse on my desk and the mousewheel stops working entirely

[lyss @_yeahalyssa]

do him worse baby!

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

So crazy when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Avery Edison @aedison]

a ninety-year-old woman just drove grave digger the monster truck into a family reunion, instantly obliterating sixty relatives across five generations. she was going 47 in a 30 zone, she’s fully blind, and she was driving grave digger the monster truck. two years probation

[Miilato @miiilato]

“man I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Him doing this was genuinely funny.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

When you slow it down, it sure looks like #27 tries to move out of the way and the cop throws his left arm into him to initiate contact.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

exactly! the way miley immediately started serving when she took the sunglasses off

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

[KTB @youluvktb]

a ho