Madelyn

where is my juul//28

[Madelyn @_yeptu]

Doing fine at 29.

[Madelyn @_yeptu]

@jaked1120 @Geo_AW

[Madelyn @_yeptu]

Seeing Barry Bonds on TV makes me happy, put him in the HOF. Give him a bat. Let him play.

[Anthony SanFilippo @AntSanPhilly]

Nothing like a little irony here in Iowa. In a game built, in part, around the story of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his second chance after being banned as part of the Black Sox scandal, there are gambling ads in each outfield corner.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

How Albinaurics look at you before you slaughter them for easy runes

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Tonight’s Photo of the Game presented by Daiso.

[🦇 @gothamkino]

describing charli kirk’s assassination to my grandkids

[Skylar ⚢ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 MFF @SkylarOpossum]

This weekend is gonna be good

[fat gasolero @lisan_arnesino]

mi novia: quien uso mi shampoo de palta y almendras?
mis bolas:

[bad lieutenant iguana @aoneNatwo2]

He’s coming for that pizza

[joe @BurdenBurner]

When the martians point a laser beam at earth but it reflects off freddie freeman’s veneers and it blows up the moon

[Red @kitsuneredFES]

Played Five Nights at Freddy's 2 for the first time in a decade

[Elai @elaifresh]

This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Skubal when Dave Roberts doesn’t take him out after 89 pitches

[cory @coolmathgame_]

me: i’ll have a cheeseburger and that’s it

five guys employee: ok what else

me: [nervous, sweating] i said that’s it

employee: order them

me: n-no

employee: [out loud while typing in my order] cheeseburger and 1 million fries. coming right up

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[Madelyn @_yeptu]

Where are my birthday balloons 😭