Jessica Crippes

| CA |
science nerd |
Marist College Grad |

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@clilly0398 @WalterKWNYC @girlbrushedpink @BleacherReport My dad and I were talking about this exactly. We don't want the brackets either 🙅

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

Nah Alonso is not the #homerunderby2019 champion

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

Just submitted my PA school applications. Excuse me while I go cry till I hear back 😭

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@tippykayak @Airbnb True life. Like we weren't there more than a couple hours and they said it's harder to get a refund because we left the place, but shouldn't that be MORE of a reason for a refund?!?

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

Just so y'all know @Airbnb doesn't care if your house is in a terrible area. We didn't even stay at our place, only got 1/2 refund for cockroaches

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@KDibbs16 Well then they said we didn't fill out a refund form 7 days in advance, BUT WE DIDN'T FIND OUT IT WAS THAT BAD TILL WE GOT THERE

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

Literally on the crime report an old man was shot two blocks away. Windows boarded up. Shouldn't have to be scared to go to my air bnb 🤷

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@iysheamae Advisors don't know shit. They told my friend she needed to change her major because she would never get into dental school and she's starts dental school this year!

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@KDibbs16 IF THEY EVEN ALLOW IT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@BrittanyBapp @lexxxxxxiii_ 😂😂😂😂 my fondest memory is him threatening to take my phone away in highschool if I swing at another change up

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@BrittanyBapp @mAAdycity I TOLD YOU

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

THEN I GOT SENT HOME. work is really playing with my feelings rn

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

When work texts you saying your shift is cancelled only to tell you they need you again 😭 stop playing with my emotions like that

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@helloandreamae @taylaumae I like a good story

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@helloandreamae Say at least you go out

[mason @MASNOfficial]

women love to brag about their pain tolerance but it’s always in relation to self-inflicted shit like threading their eyebrows and waxing their legs. like, dope, okay if North Korea attacks us with beauty care kits we’re in good shape

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@ArianaGrande inspiring my friend @helloandreamae beautiful ❤️

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@helloandreamae @ArianaGrande @Sephora @beautybakerie @fentybeauty Wooooow 😻😻😻 @ArianaGrande

[Jessica Crippes @_yoshie96]

@ColourPopCo Eggnog lattes 😍😍