wednesday🍓

muah 💋

[wednesday🍓 @_ytuesday]

in 2018 we ditching Columbus Day and only celebrating Indigenous People's Day.

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

At some point in high school or early college I got fingerbanged in public for the last time and I never knew it would be my last

[Aubreys Angel🎀🧸🫧 @keahendricks]

it’s so crazy how you guys see marriage as a greater commitment than parenting. so so insane.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

we can acknowledge the health risks of alcohol without pretending that getting drunk isn't fun as hell

[lispbiftatits @lispbiftatits]

I hate it when you people make me agree with men

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[wednesday🍓 @_ytuesday]

@goddessinsaturn i could never imagine breaking my bf’s things for a video for tiktok especially things he cares about like i don’t get itttt

[wednesday🍓 @_ytuesday]

do you hate your partner this is insane behavior

[Noah Mitchell @NoahMitchell_X]

First to react loses

[wednesday🍓 @_ytuesday]

this entire discourse just shows who has a partner that they go into stores with and who doesn’t. it’s not insane for a couple to look at underwear for her and tools for him when in a shopping mall together.

[tangereen @bunnytangereen]

VS discourse rightfully avout whether or not men should be in women’s spaces but no one asking would a man bring his girlfriends to male spaces? you can’t fathom 5 seconds away from ur man so youll drag him into underwear stores & cater to his perverted sexual desires just so-

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[peter the butchwhore @hotglassofskank]

if blue balling killed men i would be marching my ass down to the club every weekend to pick my next victim. i’d be like a modern lesbian vampire of blue balls. sorry boys! not for you, time to meet god!

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

what if i cried….

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Stephanie H. Murray @stephmurrayyyy]

Only contribution I have to this discourse is that I'd wager couples w/ a "we make-out every night but accept it won't always lead to sex" standard would have way more sex than those with a "do not make out with me unless you intend to have sex" standard.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

When people call you a "snowflake" remember they are quoting Fight Club,a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, become radicalized.....

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for: