zachary todd

marchioness of meatballs, rosé revenger

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@jockxmuscle Plz 🔗😭

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@Dan21x 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@Dan21x :)

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@lexpurp I cackled

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Just found out people from Liverpool are called Liverpudlians. Will circle back once I’ve properly digested this information.

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Switching to Apple Music from Spotify because today Taylor Swift was on my daylist and I have NEVER been more offended

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@lexpurp The background music is absolutely sending me

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@lexpurp this is the most Pisces tweet

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@_livelaughloath Love wüsthof, but miyabi is my fav

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hot take: social media has forced literally everyone to lie about avocado toast being good

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@alexisj_smith @PleaseBeGneiss feels like an a24 horror short

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the rescue failed to mention that Shadow is actually a dire wolf when i brought him home

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@callmefaggg you should be voted into office for the diplomacy of those texts.

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@alexisj_smith i love the montana dribble dragons, they’re going all the way this year

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i just saw a new bmw ad that listed “unapologetic style” as a feature. are you selling me a car or auditioning for love island? relax

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offering me trail mix without cashews in it is an act of war

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What the hell is Presidents’ Day even for. It’s not giving. It’s so corny bc why would I celebrate them. That’s they job

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@lexpurp I just choked

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@alexisj_smith power through

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if i walk into your house for a dinner party and your dining table has a bench for seating, i will be asking for a to go box. i’m expected to throw down on some pasta without any lumbar support?