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@chrismccausland @ChichesterFT Chris, I genuinely hurt from laughing so much. You were amazing. Your tour definitely isn't getting cancelled. You passed the test.
@anon_opin Love the redundancy of the per second here. Hertz means Cycles per second. So you wrote Cycles per second per second. Basically telling us all you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Sorry.
@JamesDuddridge At least you've recognised just what a useless minnow you are then. Time to resign too. Won't be a loss to the country. Johnson is the 2nd worst PM this nation has had to endure, bested only by Truss. That is some achievement, I'll grant you.
@supertanskiii No. That's exactly what the Tories want. Once this shower of shit have been binned and the next Govt remove the Chair, DG, Fiona Bruce and other Tory lackies, it'll be a decent broadcaster again.