Richard Spencer

A Thousand Monkeys is a writing agency that helps people, brands and businesses get to the point. So there.

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@JamieSergeant Lovely wasn't it. Nice and flat for a change!

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@trevorbmbagency Wow. You finally did it. Congrats!

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@Penandspoon Definitely his policy. We work with hundreds of academics who are happy to chat for free. Name and shame that uni if it's their policy!

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@georgiaOqueefe @insultsrare @Nothennyfr 🙁

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@JamieSergeant @emmaglazier @thisiscrowd Congrats on the swim and the anniversary. Nice and calm. Hope business is equally plain sailing.

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@herdmeister Could be an expensive directive https://t.co/sVF7950w3S

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@BS_headteacher @Bournemouthecho @0to19BCPSchools We are trying to get in touch with the school to discuss my son's results but can't get hold of anyone. Can you message me a contact number please.

[IanHowesIsBack #FBPE #FBPA #FBPPR #TakeBackDemocra @Taxingissues]

This little gem I was just sent made me properly lol

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@JamieSergeant @emmaglazier Seemed more like January this morning! Sun came out at our end.

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@JamieSergeant Ouch. I spent longer in the shower than the sea.

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@JamieSergeant I swear you're on a different beach. Absolute mayhem down this end.

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@MrCCMiller That's the antique Chippendale sorted then!

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@JamieSergeant You or the water?

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Trust being somewhat thin on the ground these days, take a look at the writing tips in this week's post that'll help you build bridges. (Too late for some). https://t.co/iss1jgL4CP

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@JamieSergeant Not if you get dumped into the shingle by a big wave as you get out! Before then was good though.