AKG

Internet Terrorist

कुछ लोग भक्त भी कहते है
लेकिन एक विशिष्ट परिवार की चमचागिरी करने से भक्त कहलाना बेहतर है

[AKG @a14jay]

मुझे गर्व है कि देश की बर्बादी में मेरा कोई योगदान नहीं हैं , क्यूंकि मैंने कभी @INCIndia को वोट नहीं दिया .

[AKG @a14jay]

@theicai, how can you certify such idiots as CA
30% income tax is paid on income above 24 lakh per annum
40% GST is applicable on weed, which they consume

[CA Ruchita Vaghani @R_N_Vaghani]

Pay 30% Income Tax
Pay 40% GST

In Return you get....
1. No free Health Care from Goverment
2. No Educational Support from Goverment
3. No Job Security
4. Pathole on every roads even on High way
5. No Government benifits as you are high earner
6. Big Patholes on roads
7. Tax Notices && Scritinies
8. Paying Bribe for Simple work in Govt Department

& 1000 Countless Harrassment.

Ye naya india hai.... Tax bhi lega aur Thenga bhi dega.

[AKG @a14jay]

@Garjana206 He was not only an idiot but also a lunatic. Eating before sunset is also beneficial for health from a scientific perspective. Since he was a lunatic, he wanted Jain sadhus like him, too.

[AKG @a14jay]

I went to the petrol pump. I filled my tank and paid via UPI with my linked RuPay credit card. The pump accepted it happily

[Ankit Pandey @iamankitpande]

I went to a petrol pump today and they asked me, cash payment or online?

I said online.

They said, no, our server is down. We are only accepting cash payments.

So I went to another petrol pump. They asked me the same question. When I said online, they said KYC is not done, so they are only accepting cash. I even asked if I could pay by card, but they denied that too.

So I had no option. I went to an ATM, withdrew cash and then went to a third petrol pump.

They asked me the same question again.

This time I said cash and told them to fill the full tank.

While they were filling it, I asked him why they were not accepting online payments.

He simply said, I don't know. The manager has told us to accept only cash payments.

Seriously, I went through three petrol pumps and an ATM just to fill my car with petrol.

[AKG @a14jay]

@iamankitpande I went to the petrol pump. I filled my tank and paid via UPI with my linked RuPay credit card. The pump accepted it happily

[AKG @a14jay]

This Haryana news is similar. A family caught a thief who confessed that his two companions ran away. After three days, the thief filed a case against the owners under the SC-ST Act, encouraged by a Congress leader.

[AKG @a14jay]

We are having a very big problem in our house; our maid has stolen money, a lady's wristwatch and cosmetics from our home over a tenure of 2 months

We are afraid of confronting her or removing her, as she is from SC/ST and may bring a draconian act against us

Please help 🙏

[AKG @a14jay]

@letsblinkit's service is really disappointing. I ordered potatoes, and they sent me completely rotten ones. When I refused the delivery, they disabled my COD facility. This is how they treat their customers.

[DeshGujarat @DeshGujarat]

Surat customer gets moldy bread from Blinkit, SMC imposes ₹10,000 fine
https://t.co/YJOBnC7Ky1

[AKG @a14jay]

@theicai, how can you give degrees to such idiots?
Grammar knowledge about gender: zero
I take a car on rent and even took an Audi once for self-pleasure
Her net worth is her own calibre, but smoke coming from someone else's behind

[CA Ruchita Vaghani @R_N_Vaghani]

Name : Maithli Thakur (Bihar MLA)
Net Worth : ₹ 4 Cr (as per election Affidavit)

CAR : ₹13 Cr (Rolls Royce)

How ??????

Dear @IncomeTaxIndia please scrutinize his income.

Why only harassing common citizen ??? Take Strict action on this MLA.

[AKG @a14jay]

Nehru's children are Gandhis.
Feroze's children are Gandhis.
Antonio Maino's children are Gandhis.
Even Robert Vadra's children are Gandhis.
If Rahul Gandhi's children come to India after 2050-60, they might become Gandhis.
But where are the children of the actual Gandhis?

[AKG @a14jay]

An appeal to @iitbombay @iitmadras @iit @IIMAhmedabad @EduMinOfIndia: Make ChatGPT compulsory in exams. SC/ST - 30 mins, OBC - 15 mins, Gen - study hard. If caught, SC/ST - no punishment, 2 lakh compensation; OBC - warning; Gen - life imprisonment.

[AKG @a14jay]

We are having a very big problem in our house; our maid has stolen money, a lady's wristwatch and cosmetics from our home over a tenure of 2 months

We are afraid of confronting her or removing her, as she is from SC/ST and may bring a draconian act against us

Please help 🙏

[AKG @a14jay]

I need a legal advice from all legal experts here!

Suppose a thief enters my house...Should I catch hold of him first, or should I ask for his "identity" first to avoid being arrested under some special Act?

[AKG @a14jay]

He's trolling an 80-year-old mother politically, "doomsday" will come for the family and the party together

There has to be some limit to the falling???

[Arfa Khanum Sherwani @khanumarfa]

Incredible ! Who would’ve thought Modi will be mocked like this one day. Janta has no fear of Modi ji anymore.

[AKG @a14jay]

@JhaSanjay What a mess it was where Indians had to tolerate killer Nehru for 3 times and emergency Indira for 4 times

[AKG @a14jay]

@man_AV_ I agree with you since you accept that you are dumb

[AKG @a14jay]

@sanket @TimsyJaipuria This is not denial, but this is exposure of lies spread by @TimsyJaipuria
She must understand the difference in being exposed and denial

[AKG @a14jay]

@theicai हम शर्मिंदा है
तेरे कातिल अभी जिंदा है

आप ऐसो को CA की डिग्री कैसे दे देते हो जो ठीक से अकाउंट्स के काम में रिसर्च भी नहीं करते

[CA Anshul Garg | SEBI Registered RA @ANSHULGARG89]

Today morning, I went to a petrol pump and filled diesel worth ₹5,000.

I asked for QR Code for Payment.

Petrol Pump: Sir we only accept cash now. No QR code available.

😡What the Hell. Now i m supposed to keep Cash all the time.

Govt Says: Merchant can't charge MDR from customer.

Digital India — ground reality. 😂

[AKG @a14jay]

@SupriyaShrinate अमेरिका में भी भौंकने वाले कुत्तें होते है जैसे भारत में होते है। यहां उन कुत्तों को कांग्रेसी कहते हैं

[AKG @a14jay]

Keep it simple

[AKG @a14jay]

The speed of @airtelindia is so terrible that I have to use my Jio mobile hotspot to get internet on my phone.

[AKG @a14jay]

@waleedhuyaar07 Look who's calling us looser. These filthy beggars lost all the wars, get beaten black and white. Lost matches against us in all world cup matches. Shameless creature