Alexis

punctuation doesn’t count on social media

[Alexis @a1exis]

My son barging into the room and loudly yelling “is this your beer?!?!” while I’m on a zoom is just a whole summer #parenting vibe 🫠

[Alexis @a1exis]

A 6-year-old’s fanfare @TheRock

[Alexis @a1exis]

@lcm1986 Oh my sweet friend. I’m glad I was responsible for a good moment for you ❤️❤️

[Alexis @a1exis]

@ask_spectrum called to cancel internet last week. Got Shelley in your cancellation department, and instead walked away a happy customer with a huge discount on AND just signed up online for spectrum mobile after hearing her sales pitch. Give her the sales credit, please!

[Alexis @a1exis]

I am This-is-how-I-pregame-for-a-concert years old

[Alexis @a1exis]

I have been FaceTiming with my mom for 10+ years. This is still what she looks like for the entirety of the conversation.

[Alexis @a1exis]

Sobbing.

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[Alexis @a1exis]

just pulled this out from under my 6 year old son’s pillow

[Alexis @a1exis]

Closed out summer 2022 by eating a whole mess of Cheetos then scooting around on a jet ski. Five stars

[Alexis @a1exis]

@Licia360 This is the BEST show.

[Alexis @a1exis]

Kids woke me up at the actual crack of dawn today 😍

[Alexis @a1exis]

Nine years happily married

[Alexis @a1exis]

@Licia360 This

[Alexis @a1exis]

@Shmeremy

[Alexis @a1exis]

I went clothes shopping in person for the first time in years. The sizes I bought include: S, M, M, M, 6, 8, 10, L, XL. It is so super fun and not frustrating at all to be a woman

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

FYI this isn't stopping. There have been 18 mass shootings SINCE Uvalde.

You need to know this. Because it's not going to stop until we do something.

1/ Here's just a sampling of the slaughter in the last six days:

[Alexis @a1exis]

And we wonder why millennials love charcuterie boards so much

[Alexis @a1exis]

happy booger butts day

[Alexis @a1exis]

@bmackay21 What about pay??? Go where they know your worth.

[Alexis @a1exis]

@MungerAdam 🤣

[Alexis @a1exis]

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