Emily

A treasure trove of awesome.

[Emily @a2emily]

My ranking of the Toy Story series
1st: Toy Story 2
2nd: Tory Story 1
3rd: Tory Story 4
Last: Tory Story 3 - Lotso and his underground gang stressed me out too much

[Emily @a2emily]

'Why do you make me yell at you before you listen??!" - My husband, to our Google Home.

[Emily @a2emily]

April Fools has been reduced to click-bait emails where companies try to trick me into thinking they now offer a handbag made entirely of cheese and it's the saddest modern-day adaptation of a holiday.

[Emily @a2emily]

A fun thing I like to do as an adult is turn the robot vacuum on and try to outpace it in picking up toys before it reaches them and it makes me hate myself 1000% more than I already do.

[Emily @a2emily]

People in the suburbs really like car washes.

[Emily @a2emily]

@Spotify just snuck in a Hootie & the Blowfish track so we're gonna have to break up.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: U.S. greenlights first COVID-19 vaccine, launching a nationwide vaccination campaign needed to defeat the pandemic. Find updates here: https://t.co/t4tUaytaZT

[Emily @a2emily]

Thousands of fruit varieties in the world and we chose to mainstream grapefruit?

[Emily @a2emily]

"I'm not as big of a snob as you think!" I tell my husband while spritzing my silk pillowcase with organic lavender oil.

[Emily @a2emily]

What if 2020 is our penance for attempting to storm Area 51?
- actual thought I just had.

[Emily @a2emily]

Sometimes you didn’t know you needed something until after you have it. Thank you, @thechicks ❤️

[The Chicks @thechicks]

“If your voice held no power, they wouldn’t try to silence you.” - unknown
#MARCHMARCH

[Emily @a2emily]

Retiring an old face mask for a crisp new one is the most joy you can feel in 2020.

[Emily @a2emily]

@jaustinbrown @TheHoopCentral @swish41 Your first NBA memory is from 2011?

[Emily @a2emily]

@PaperbackW No way.

[Emily @a2emily]

Has anyone played the game Pandemic and posted a photo with #pandemicinception yet?

[Emily @a2emily]

I checked the hashtag. It has not been done.

[Emily @a2emily]

A favorite memory from quarantine will be @amazon’s commitment to Rambo on the home page for the duration of the pandemic.

[Nancy Palmer @npalmerrothman]

15 pages of obituaries in The Boston Globe today.