“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”
- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)
A fun trade scenario where:
- Lakers get Jalen Smith and cut to 15 roster spots.
- Wolves get to 14 roster spots and enough space to pay the TMLE to Kuminga
- Bulls get draft equity + Josh Green who is honestly an amazing complimentary player to his boomer teammate Josh Giddey.
MIN is projected to be roughly $21 million under the first apron next summer with just 8 players, assuming Gobert picks up his option & MIN picks up team options on Beringer & Shannon. Kuminga will have to gun for big numbers bc Wolves can't even give him the TPMLE next summer
"The thing about this franchise is that you shouldn't need recruiting to come in it. It takes a special person to want to play for this franchise, and take the pressure that comes along with playing for this franchise... And if I need to convince you come here, to carry that legacy forward, then you ain't the one to be it." -Kobe Bryant
Every year there is a talk about Luka weight. But then no matter if he's skinny or not he ends up in All NBA 1st team with 30/8/8 + averages. What is the point of talking about his weight so much if he does same numbers either way. 😁
If you’re referring to this, I interpret this as him saying the Bulls are a third team that would make a theoretical trade work.
Not that the Bulls are pursuing him.
Jonathan Kuminga prefers to end up on the Lakers whose pitch has been based around him starting next to Luka Doncic and rewarding him next year, per @JakeLFischer
(h/t @AustinThreeves)
Fischer: Kuminga prefers LAL over MIN and their pitch has been based around starting next to Luka and rewarding him next year.
Also says he thought a resolution could have came last week but he expects it to be over soon.
I'll break this down in simple terms and why Bron did this and why every rich person at that level does this:
In 2018 Bron borrowed almost $300M against his future Nike & business earnings. Doesn’t have to pay it back until 2049.
Why it works: Loan money isn’t taxed. If he sold assets or took it as income he’d lose 40-50% to taxes.
Rich people do this constantly — borrow against their own stocks/assets instead of selling so they keep ownership and skip the tax bill.
As the Lakers discuss Jonathan Kuminga sign-and-trade scenarios with the Hawks, the Bulls would be worth mentioning as a potential third team facilitator.
The Lakers would likely include Jaden Hardy and Dalton Knecht in trade talks, while Chicago has an open roster spot.
It is genuinely hilarious how quickly Mavericks fans have developed collective amnesia. You guys are plotting this grand "Project 2028" reunion like Luka is a study-abroad student coming home to his college sweetheart.
Did you completely block out the trauma of the 2025 trade, or are you just choosing to ignore how incredibly toxic the divorce actually was? Let me slap you with some reality, because there is a zero percent chance Luka is ever wearing a Dallas jersey again.
You guys are dreaming of a reunion with a player your front office absolutely dragged on his way out the door. The Mavericks didn't just trade him; they practically chased him out of town because they didn't want to pay him the $345 million supermax he had earned. They shipped a generational, 25-year-old superstar to Los Angeles for an aging, injury-prone Anthony Davis under the delusion of "improving the defense".
Why on earth would Luka return to play for an ownership group that publicly humiliated him? The ink wasn't even dry on the Lakers trade before Mavs owner Patrick Dumont was running to the media to completely trash Luka's work ethic.
Let’s review the tape. Dumont literally compared Luka unfavorably to Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, saying Luka didn't have the "singular focus to win" and boldly stating, "If you don't have that, you shouldn't be part of the Dallas Mavericks".
He didn't stop there. Dumont delivered that legendary, shady quote:
"If you want to take a vacation, don't do it with us".
The organization leaked stories complaining about his behavior, his diet, and the fact that he was reportedly pushing 270 pounds. They painted him as a lazy, out-of-shape liability. You think a guy with Luka's ego is going to forgive and forget that level of front-office slander?
And let's not forget how the media treated him on the way out. National talking heads like Stephen A. Smith and Charles Barkley dogpiled on his conditioning, and the local media wasn't much better. He was the scapegoat for every Dallas shortcoming.
The funniest part? Karma hit Dallas immediately.
Your owner, Patrick Dumont, was literally caught sitting courtside apologizing to a teenager who was wearing a Luka Lakers jersey because the team was so unwatchable.
So, let's connect the dots. You want a player to come back to a franchise that:
1. Refused to pay him his supermax.
2. Called him fat and lazy in the press.
3. Traded him while he was in his absolute prime.
Meanwhile, Luka is out here dropping €250K on a private jet to fly the almost entire Lakers roster to Slovenia for a team-bonding trip. He is building an empire in Los Angeles, surrounded by a franchise that actually appreciates him.
Mavs fans, you have a nice young core with Cooper Flagg now. Focus on that. Clinging to "Project 2028" is just embarrassing ex-girlfriend behavior. He’s gone, he’s not coming back, and deep down, you know exactly why.