Andrew a9630

[Andrew a9630 @a9630]

If you follow me on Twitter now would be an excellent time to follow me on other places too, just in case it becomes completely intolerable around here.

https://t.co/6ByqBeLItZ

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@NuckChorris16 6% ain’t gonna lift my kilt.

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@LovellPropguru Traditionally, unused whisky is sent home to Scotland for a dignified and solemn ceremony of disposal. It’s my duty as a proud Scot to offer my services as a celebrant.

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@Pastpreservers Ironic that the bus blocker is advertising a blockbuster.

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@NorthernMailman ‘Brighton, burning like fire’

Too soon?

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@nocontextfm1 Come on you Blues!

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@Footinit What, you want to take people by surprise?

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@shitbritishpics It's a book, two words, the whole thing... Well done Una, it was 'Mein Kampf'.

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@IanDunt She was awarded a £250M contract to provide dodgy PPE to the NHS. Or am I getting mixed up with someone else?

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@Chimpanzeeman66 @RobertJenrick @Conservatives According to the latest polls the public would slightly prefer the children's murals painted over with stripes rather than spots, so vote for the stripes candidate!

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@Cain_Unable Take it easy.

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@Mika_Beta04 He's well on his way on that path.

[Andrew a9630 @a9630]

If you follow me on Twitter now would be an excellent time to follow me on other places too, just in case it becomes completely intolerable around here.

https://t.co/6ByqBeLItZ

[Andrew a9630 @a9630]

Hello anonymous form responder. 👋

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@redskyatnight [smirking in Scottish]

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@daytimesnaps I prefer them in their own juice.

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*breathlessly bursts into the Columbia Pictures boardroom*

A scene-for-scene perfect remake of Groundhog Day called Groundhog Déjà Vu!

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@IanDunt I'm assuming that's the queue to get out?

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@AshWhiffin I just downloaded that iRecord app and I'll get using it next time I'm out in nature!

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@SarahDuggers @Nevfountain [some joke about thinking it was Bravissumo]

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@RomanScotland Well go and fetch it back before it starts to rain.