Bitches In Breeches

Every barn has one: the barn bitch. I give unsoliceted advice for everything from your eq to the hideous pink polo wraps you force your gelding to wear.

[eric gundersen @ericg]

“However, there was speculation after the Banksy sale as to whether the shredded painting would have risen in value, given its status as the subject of one of the greatest pranks to have been played on the art market.” https://t.co/4dR5P67zVt

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

Me

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

Hello Twitterverse. I've missed you.

[Groom's Secrets @GroomSecrets]

"Where is this horse imported from?"
"Hell, probably"

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

When I'm on the phone with someone and they start saying shit I don't want to hear, I just hang up. It's great, try it sometime.

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

@DatingMyHorse @Shop_HuntClub OMG I LOVE BELTS!!!! Good to know! I'll have to look at them!

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

@PCEventing haha, hang in there!! Good luck!

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

@PCEventing spoiler alert: you're not going to get 6 hours of sleep tonight.

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

@sitthecanter @FixYourEq if this an unpopular opinion I'm scared for humanity...

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@EmalieNelson

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@DressageSnob omg, this is my screen saver. Hahah. It's so true.

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@NL_Eventing I'm glad someone else appreciated it!

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

@talleq dress like a professional Yale student.

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“@BreechBitch: I want to listen to The Weeknd but I know if I do I'll be up until 2am sobbing” you used to call me on my cell phone..

[Bitches In Breeches @aBarnBitch]

#EquestrianPickUpLines "Hey girl, I can't decide who has a better hind end, you or your horse?" 👌🏼