Butt R. Cup

Saint of Circumstance, Apostle of Frivolity, Talldrink of Water, First of his name

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I don’t know why I keep letting this guy interview me

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While the boys passed the audition with flying colors, the production never saw the light of day. Producer Monty Burns squandered the budget on summer tour 1990, for which nobody could blame him. When confronted about the money, he responded “I told you, I pissed it away”

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This story is SO epic, but hearing Jerry say “D’oh” is—well, it’s the icing on the cake.

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It’s a medley of American counterculture

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Disclaimer: The characters and events depicted in this meme are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or DEAD, is purely coincidental.

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The pressie manufacturer was already under scrutiny for how difficult their pills are to break in half. “Maaan, I always have to bite mine to break them, maaan,” lamented one wook who identified himself only as “Smuckers.” Tesla was not available for comment. More at eleven.

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my cat he was adopted?

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I awoke, plagued by visions of colorful latex strewn about the dusty prairie like spectral sprinkles on some forsaken donut. When there came a voice— “ICE COLD FATTIES” it bellowed in the distance beyond my chamber door. “Tis the wind,” I told myself, “only this and nothing more”

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Humbled and overjoyed to have met legendary Simpsons writer @GeorgeAMeyer . This gentleman politely indulged me as I talked my head off about NSB and my love of the Simpsons. The Deadhead community is a special family to be a part of— and moments like these are the cherry on top.

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Sphweekend 4: Spherora borealis - localized entirely within the Sphere. @SphereVegas @deadandcompany

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Come gather ‘round children, it’s high time ye learned ‘bout a show at Cornell, and the love that it’s earned. #happyanniversary 5/8/77

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Have a Good Trip!

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Ma & Pa Boogie made it out for a very intimate @thediscobiscuits soundcheck. I feel so blessed to have shared this moment with these two. BIG thank you to the band and crew for an amazing run, and to my mom who baked a now LEGENDARY banana bread for the occasion. #sorryifyoudont

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As Van Halen would say-JUMP on @KarinaRykman tour. After all, this tour isn't just going to jump on itself. Outfitted by New Springfield Boogie. While you’re at it, jump on that too.
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Don’t you cry any Moe.

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“Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s ‘The Magic Flute’. So, what’s the answer? Rage the Sphere? In this reporter’s opinion, the answer…is ‘yes’.”

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As is the time-honored tradition, we wish you a Jerry Christmas, a Happy New Weir, and a Phillesh Navidad

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SAD!

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It works on so many levels!