pug fieri

little green ghoul that likes magnets. goofin n' goonin since '92 #blacklivesmatter

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

Had a little fun today with a wrong number. But then genuinely felt bad when the guy agreed to meet up for drinks within an hour. Also fuck Kyle. 1/2

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

The point of delirious where I remembered my Virgin Mobile phone number from middle school.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

dude literally said he was sending them to clean up the city

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In an insane moment, crime is so bad in Washington DC, National Guard troops deployed there by Trump are busy... picking up garbage, at the cost of $1 million per day to taxpayers.

A disgraceful misuse of our military.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

You literally defunded the beautiful plains fuck off

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: And the other thing I say to Europe: we will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States. They're killing us. They're killing the beauty of our scenery. Our beautiful plains. I’m not talking about airplanes… they won’t let you bury the propellers.

[Matt Neglia @Tribeca @NextBestPicture]

Not all heroes wear capes

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

Skooty is the bestest ever.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

@WrestleOps Straight up 4/10. Women’s match was great, Naomi deserves the win. Dom getting over is great. Becky doesn’t need a mid card title, Seth doesn’t need the briefcase, and we don’t need Cena’s approval to hate Logan.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

@TribalShredder1 Right?? I can’t tell if it’s just the lights but there looks like full sections with three people in them.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

What is up with all these empty seats?? #mitb

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

TikTok is back. Thanks Obama.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

When you go to Costco just to realize you left the membership card at home

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

@FiveTimesAugust @tmorello I saw Rage on this tour and I didn’t need proof of vax, a negative test, or a mask. L tweet dude.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

@11ydia This happened to me recently too! I did it right in front of them and then when I got to my car deleted it.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

This is my last tweet ever: if Mike Tyson doesn’t beat the absolute fuck out of Jake Paul then there is no hope for humanity.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

My girlfriend is hot.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

The most dad thing I do is fix all the clocks at work after daylights savings.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Man, I gotta tell ya. All you super masculine alpha guys voting Trump.

This campaign Trump has ran this election cycle has been the gayest campaign I've ever seen.

Here you got a guy wearing pounds of makeup. Dancing like he's jacking off 2 invisible giraffes while listening to Y.M.C.A. Relishing in the memory of the time he was graced with the presence of Arnold palmer's porno cock and just last night he was stroking his mic stand while mimicking a blow job.

Gayest campaign ever.

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

@90sWWE @michael_jorgan