Ashlee Simpson

my secret weapon is I’ll dog you in pong •CCU Alum•

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

Today I posted a video on snap sayin “This is the most exciting news Ive ever had”.&it didn’t hit me till someone said “OMG UR PREGNANT?!”that people my age, their most exciting news is life changin shit like an engagement or a baby & NOT that they bought a used Wii for $90 bucks

[gab @HoeForHerbert]

im in TEARS #loveislandusa

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[Mike Shannon @Shann_Da_Man]

@RODEOHOUSTON @MillerLite @aCon567 🤠

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[Priscilla Shannon @pashannon]

My friend Ashley Shannon is fundraising for The American Cancer Society. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/oNoVO1KvkQ

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Biden/Harris administration says FEMA does not have enough funds to make it through hurricane season, following the allocation of billions in foreign aid.

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

Serious question why the fuck did they stop manufacturing pretzel M&Ms ??????? like I just don’t understand why I can’t find them on a single shelf anywhere

[•spooki•girl•cassiopeia•™ @sadgirlcassi]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions.

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

taylor swift when her and travis get back to the hotel

[a @escapefromseI]

Usher, sing for us!

Usher:

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

im tired of fake laughing at people’s jokes i’m just gonna start staring at them like this from now on

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

#NewProfilePic

[Jonathan @theytookmyatt]

@aCon567 It’s a very serious matter and should be treated as such. #StopCryingOnSocials

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

@3xplict_c0ntent Lmao appreciate you taking this epidemic seriously

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

im starting a petition for people to stop recording themselves crying and then posting it on social media. pls sign txs :)

[solé @layxsnv]

IRS: Your tax refund is $32.99

ME:

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

@GrasonGallo Forever, Twitter for the ratchetness

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

after 10 long awaited years, I finally changed my name on insta back to my real name probably confusing everyone who thinks my last name is in fact Simpson… &that’s on growth 🥹

[Ashlee Simpson @aCon567]

@pashannon Thank you!!! 😊