Grason Gallo

#CCUAlumnus

[FMC (📈,📈) @FreeMrktCptlst]

how it feels using three bong hits and a cup of coffee every morning to beat the mental health epidemic while your peers mainline ssri’s and inject chinese peptides into their ballsacks

[Aditya @UghDitya]

World leaders when you’re regular at the gym, hitting 1.5g Protein per body weight everyday, Portfolio is green and thinking about career growth

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Being generationally sandwiched between people who had their brain rotted by cable news and TikTokers who can’t read is going to make for an absolute nightmare era.

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

There used to be an MTV show called Bully Beatdown where a professional MMA fighter would fight someone’s bully for a $10,000 prize and there was one episode where the bully actually kicked the MMA fighter’s ass and they had to give him $10,000 and I think about it all the time

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

How it feels eating anything nowadays

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

I’ll pay my stimulus check back in exchange for an affordable economy 🥹

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

@starrfaast Easy tennis you can do drunk

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

This explains so much for me

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

you know my mum had my at 35. which meant that puberty for me, was menopause for her. at the same time that is, and... i don't recommend that. for a couple years it was a warzone in this house

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

Entering my fitness era

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

I’m so motherfucking triggered. This is the last straw

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

Nah cause this has always triggered me. Not only are you taking my car...but I have no idea where you took it and you wanna charge 200+ to get it back? Violation of human rights

[badgyalchichi @adannayaaa]

towing is actually a wild concept bc why are you taking my car

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

😡😤😤

[jess ☮︎ ❥ ◡̈ @starrfaast]

project glow quick recap🫡

[AllTime EDM @AllTimeEDM]

Lost Lands fam iykyk 🦖✨

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

@jessfaast

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

Don’t EVER come for spicy sweet chili like that again..cool ranch is for people with no personality

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

These the worst Doritos ever

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

@sonicdrivein COUNT UR FUCKING DAYS

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

@aCon567 That’s great, but how long will your Twitter followers continue to live in ignorance?

[Grason Gallo @GrasonGallo]

@jessfaast Deadmau5 in the Bible Belt >>>>

[MØRG∆N//T∆YLØR @morgvntvylor]

😭😭😭😭