jess ☮︎ ❥ ◡̈

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

my god…….im HOPEscrolling

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[n x d @nxd1979]

listening to audiobooks is not reading

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

for halloween i will be okay

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral

[🂱 @laylology]

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

[Sean Peri @sirperignon]

i am a big fan of not facing the dj and i think more people should do it

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm

[pris @pwiscila]

I made an easily preventable mistake at work so they’re putting me down later

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[bink @knotbink]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[jess ☮︎ ❥ ◡̈ @starrfaast]

@RAVENSCOON Oh I need one immediately